letting girls down gently

El Huracan · Post by **El Huracan** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:33 pm

name me one man that is not a cunt

k-os · Post by **k-os** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:51 pm

Tell her the truth.

El Huracan · Post by **El Huracan** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:53 pm

i have a very small penis

Fandango Baglips · Post by **Fandango Baglips** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:49 pm

I told Jurassik and now I'm telling you. Fuck her sister. In the ass.

ag4111 · Post by **ag4111** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:59 pm

Don't ask us losers. Write in to Dear Deirdre - she always has the answers

spawn_e_git · Post by **spawn_e_git** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:25 pm

Just keep shagging them both for fucks sake.

If you haven't shagged one or both yet then wait until you have. This may not be very PC but you could dump one of them then shag the other and she's shit.

This might not fit in with the "honesty is the best" but bollocks. You could soon end up in one fo them "dry spells" all us guys go through and then your back to Pam, Pam-of-your-hand.

Don't think that your being really genuine and a modern man. Both of them are probably keeping their options open

Telling either one of them would mark you out as a two-timing cunt from the beginning and don't think she'd forget because she never will.

Play it cool.........relax.............enjoy the attention of both until your well pussy-whipped and then start a row with the other and storm off, ignore any calls and keep clear of where she goes when your with the chosen one.

ag4111 · Post by **ag4111** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:30 pm

liz melody wrote:No reason to feel bad after a few dates but I think texting is a bit rude and cowardly .I would think a polite telephone conversation with a brief but honest explanation would be nicer. It's not your fault if you like someone better.

I dumped Liz by pm. She wasn't best pleased

Mrs.D · Post by **Mrs.D** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:16 pm

actually steelz there are some men I have NEVER called a cunt! like

Harry

themat.d · Post by **themat.d** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:59 pm

anna wrote:If you've got the balls, you'll be completely honest.....

....there's just no room in your life for a heavy handed geezerbird who's probably creaming her panties at the thought of the forthcoming Take That reunion tour.

she likes RNB!but only the stuff that gets in the charts,like pussy clart girls or whatever they're called.

xxx

themat.d · Post by **themat.d** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:03 pm

JoeBot wrote:
Bonce wrote:Actually, thinking about it, if you've got her email address, why not just send her a link to this thread?

DO IT!

she hasnt got a computer,and thinks EVERYONE who uses them,unless its for work,is a(and i quote)spod...

Hiro · Post by **Hiro** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:11 pm

themat.d wrote:
JoeBot wrote:
Bonce wrote:Actually, thinking about it, if you've got her email address, why not just send her a link to this thread?

DO IT!
she hasnt got a computer,and thinks EVERYONE who uses them,unless its for work,is a(and i quote)spod...

so very true though

themat.d · Post by **themat.d** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:14 pm

thanks for all the tips,as im genuinely not a cunt

im taking her to the pictures to see king kong on monday,and im going to tell her i"just dont have time to see anyone seriously for a while,but we can still go out as friends(im going to tell her this while ive got the engine running of my car,and the last bit im going to have to shout,cos believe me i reckon she will kick off,and she's bigger than me)

by the way,she's 21,the one im going to carry on seeing is 22,so its nothing to do with age.................................................................

i am 35

El Huracan · Post by **El Huracan** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:23 am

that king kong film is a bag of cunt

moderate · Post by **moderate** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:24 am

Really? In a smelly finger way? Or a "He just dumped me. What a cunt!" way?

El Huracan · Post by **El Huracan** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:01 am

in one giant smelly finger kinda way

PaulBassRock · Post by **PaulBassRock** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:08 am

Tell them both that you're a descendant of Lord Bath, and that you expect to have many "wifelets" over the years, theres enough love to go round and you will gladly share it between them both

alex_virr · Post by **alex_virr** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:10 am

my serious advice would be:

wait til you've poked the pair of them.

they might look great, be nice enough to take home to mum - but if they're shit in bed there'll be tears before bedtime.

spawn_e_git · Post by **spawn_e_git** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:07 am

youthful_implants wrote:my serious advice would be:

wait til you've poked the pair of them.

they might look great, be nice enough to take home to mum - but if they're shit in bed there'll be tears before bedtime.

Thank fuck for some 'real world' thinking.

:fool:

Mrs.D · Post by **Mrs.D** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:29 am

youthful_implants wrote:my serious advice would be:

wait til you've poked the pair of them.

they might look great, be nice enough to take home to mum - but if they're shit in bed there'll be tears before bedtime.

Strangeluv · Post by **Strangeluv** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:28 pm

Tell her you're gay, ask for her brothers phone number and tell her you can still see each other when you double dating/having a threesome.
always works.