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Post by Mrs.D » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:27 pm

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Post by moderate » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:28 pm

I hate to side with the girls (I don't really girls, but I want them macho men to think I do ;) p.s. mums the word eh? ), but honesty is definitely the best policy. I mean, it's not like you've told her you love her or anything is it?

I'd just ring her up, and say something like "I'm sorry have to say this, but I've done a bit of thinking and I don't we've got enough in common to carry on seeing each other like we have. Hope you understand, er, have a nice life."
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Post by Brick_Top » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:31 pm

Tell her your off on holiday for a month then if things don't work out with the other girl you can still get your dick wet :P
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Post by Mrs.D » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:32 pm

seriously boys, honesty is the best policy...us ladies would have a lot more respect for ya if you had the balls to be honest...it might hurt for an ickle while, but in the long run, honesty is def the best policy!
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Post by El Huracan » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:36 pm

first_mate_dtism wrote:
I'd just ring her up, and say something like "I'm sorry have to say this, but I've done a bit of thinking and I don't we've got enough in common to carry on seeing each other like we have. Hope you understand, er, thanks for the smelly finger."
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Post by _________________________ » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:36 pm

Has this never happened to you before then? two birds like?

she might not even be bothered!

she will get lashed with her mates and all will be fine

unless you shagged her yet, then she will be pissed with you!

in which case

just lie, say you have a problem of some description.
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Post by moderate » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:42 pm

steelz wrote:
first_mate_dtism wrote:
I'd just ring her up, and say something like "I'm sorry have to say this, but I've done a bit of thinking and I don't we've got enough in common to carry on seeing each other like we have. Hope you understand, er, thanks for the smelly finger."
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Post by Bønce » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:43 pm

miffy wrote:seriously boys, honesty is the best policy...us ladies would have a lot more respect for ya if you had the balls to be honest...it might hurt for an ickle while, but in the long run, honesty is def the best policy!
I'm playing devils advocate here but he's not looking for respect, he's got his smelly finger and doesn't want anything else from her so why does he care what she and her friends think of him? ;)

Be a coward! Ignore her and hope she'll go away. :badgrin:
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Post by Bønce » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:44 pm

Actually, thinking about it, if you've got her email address, why not just send her a link to this thread?
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Post by Mrs.D » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:50 pm

bonce what you gotta remember is that some ladies get jaded very easily and will put all you men in the same pigeon hole AND will make her girlfriends lives hell with all the WHY ARE MEN CUNTS saying and we reply, NOT ALL MEN ARE CUNTS etc, its hell when you have a girlfriend that does that to ya...soooooooo its purely selfish, BUT if he is honest with her, then it saves a fair few people getting ear ache about him...all he's got to do is grow some balls and be honest! karma and all that too :lol:
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Post by Joebot » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:50 pm

Bonce wrote:Actually, thinking about it, if you've got her email address, why not just send her a link to this thread?
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Post by edb » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:51 pm

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Post by Dr Jøhnsøn » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:58 pm

Well if you are going to tell her you're not interested then you may as well ask her if she's up for a threesome with the other one! Then if she's really bothered she can still have a piece of you!!

No harm there, whats the worst that can happen???? (Apart from being beaten up by a girl!)
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Post by El Huracan » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:07 pm

miffy wrote: NOT ALL MEN ARE CUNTS
see this is where your point falters miss miffling

let me give you a few examples


fat cunt
smelly cunt
selfish cunt
jelous cunt
imature cunt
stoopid cunt
lanky cunt
two timing cunt
ginger cunt
scruffy cunt
spotty cunt
drunken cunt
ugly cunt
posh cunt
flash cunt
bald cunt
hoxton cunt
student cunt
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Post by Mrs.D » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:15 pm

Mr Childs, there appear to be a few groups of men missing from ya list proving that not ALL men are cunts! BUT thinking about it :chin: nah, not all of ya are cunts!
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Post by El Huracan » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:19 pm

name one.
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Post by Mrs.D » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:25 pm

man or group you want named?
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Post by Brick_Top » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:26 pm

your all cunts tbh :D
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Post by Hiro » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:26 pm

tell her that she has shit taste in music and you'd rather vomit acid through your nose and re-consume the partially digested efluent than see her smarmy-whiney snipers-elboe-face ever again.

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Post by Mrs.D » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:29 pm

I have no idea why I am having this convo! cunt is a top fav word of mine...so to me it isn't actually a bad word to call someone :lol:
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