Pervert Thursday

Ali Baba · Post by **Ali Baba** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:52 am

dtism wrote:I embarrassed myself yesterday by getting stuck in my pedals at a junction and keeling over.

I've only ever done it once but it was after my digital speedo thing fell off on to the pavement, I stopped quickly, couldn't get my shoe to unclip and fell over, my face ended up about an inch from a dog that a guy was walking on the pavement

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lick · Post by **lick** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:53 am

Back to work for the first time in 2 weeks post Glasto... not even been in 2 hrs and already horrific... roll on August and notice in time

Speshal · Post by **Speshal** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:56 am

Dan_Random wrote: Today is No Tears Thursday

lick · Post by **lick** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:58 am

I'm going to be a second Aunty

innocent bystander · Post by **innocent bystander** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:03 am

that reminds me, apparently i'm a godfather now.

Erectivebosh_ · Post by **Erectivebosh_** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:26 am

Ali Mobius wrote:Why is an octopus NSFW?
Tasty imo

You never know when a woman in your office has been subjected to tentacle rape.

One in ten women have.

moderate · Post by **moderate** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:27 am

Ali Mobius wrote:
dtism wrote:I embarrassed myself yesterday by getting stuck in my pedals at a junction and keeling over.

I've only ever done it once but it was after my digital speedo thing fell off on to the pavement, I stopped quickly, couldn't get my shoe to unclip and fell over, my face ended up about an inch from a dog that a guy was walking on the pavement /

Which end of the dog?
A guy got out of the van behind me to help me up as I was having trouble getting my leg out from under the bike, which was nice of him but made it all the more embarrassing really

Bashed my right knee into the ground and have a bit of a graze. Felt stiff as fuck on my limp home, really thought I'd be off the bike today but strangely it feels less stiff today than it did before.

Only the 3rd time I've ever done that, gave my pedals and cleats a good lubing this morning

innocent bystander · Post by **innocent bystander** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:30 am

i need new pedals, bearings are grinding in one. considering leaving flats and getting clipless, as my riding shoes have got cleat capability. it's scary though.

ag4111 · Post by **ag4111** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:30 am

New paedos needed

Ali Baba · Post by **Ali Baba** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:31 am

dtism wrote:
Ali Mobius wrote:
dtism wrote:I embarrassed myself yesterday by getting stuck in my pedals at a junction and keeling over.

I've only ever done it once but it was after my digital speedo thing fell off on to the pavement, I stopped quickly, couldn't get my shoe to unclip and fell over, my face ended up about an inch from a dog that a guy was walking on the pavement /
Which end of the dog?
A guy got out of the van behind me to help me up as I was having trouble getting my leg out from under the bike, which was nice of him but made it all the more embarrassing really
Bashed my right knee into the ground and have a bit of a graze. Felt stiff as fuck on my limp home, really thought I'd be off the bike today but strangely it feels less stiff today than it did before.
Only the 3rd time I've ever done that, gave my pedals and cleats a good lubing this morning

I was eye to eye with it, my leg was killing but obviously just had to stand up pretending I hadn't hurt myself at all and cycled off for a 100m or so before stopping for a good swear/leg inspection. The guy appeared quite concerned but I bet he had a good chuckle when I'd cycled on

Speshal · Post by **Speshal** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:38 am

clodhoppa wrote:I'm the godfather now.

moderate · Post by **moderate** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:41 am

clodhoppa wrote:i need new pedals, bearings are grinding in one. considering leaving flats and getting clipless, as my riding shoes have got cleat capability. it's scary though.

It's not really, just takes a bit of getting used to, and if you start off with them really loose you will find you have to concentrate harder on keeping them attached than un-clipping them. Mine just need a bit of a service as they're over 10 years old.

Jim_Random · Post by **Jim_Random** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:50 am

One more day left in this job for me - YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never done much work normally anyway so, as you can imagine, I'm doing chuff all today!

Speshal · Post by **Speshal** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:52 am

@ Jim, just change one timetable so it massively clashes

Dan Badbro_ · Post by **Dan Badbro_** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:53 am

Pens, Paper, Post it notes, blank cds, USB pens, Folder covers, batteries, highlighter pens, cd markers, Mouse & Keyboard, screen wipes...

_fries · Post by **_fries** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:00 pm

crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever

Speshal · Post by **Speshal** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:05 pm

free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

Austrian SCAB!

innocent bystander · Post by **innocent bystander** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:09 pm

free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever

thought you weren't allowed to cross picket lines or summat?

Watoo · Post by **Watoo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:13 pm

Here is a joke I just invented.

How do you get rid of a tough scab?

Picket harder!

Erectivebosh_ · Post by **Erectivebosh_** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:14 pm

clodhoppa wrote:
free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever
thought you weren't allowed to cross picket lines or summat?

I did....

Nah they can't stop you from going into work... Plus you are only really supposed to strike if you are part of the union.

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