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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by Phill 3-Parts » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:36 pm

Always nice to see another infrequent poster shouted out of the forum. :-|
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shouted out?
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Re: Current beatport top 10

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"BIG SHAHT AHT GOIN AHT FER SUPER SIMON AN DER WHOLE OXFORD GANG 2NITE"
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by hubie » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:20 pm

Phill 3-Parts wrote:Always nice to see another infrequent poster shouted out of the forum. :-|
Oh don't be silly Phillip. Opinions are like arseholes, we all are one... or something like that
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by ag4111 » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:25 pm

Good riddance, we don't want people with less than 1,000 posts anyway. They belong in the Jurassik forum.
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by dusk » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:37 pm

ag4111 wrote:Good riddance, we don't want people with less than 1,000 posts anyway. They belong in the Jurassik forum.
Off I go then
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Re: Current beatport top 10

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See ya don't let the pink door smash your noob ass on the way out

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Re: Current beatport top 10

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Pink door ? I like the sound of it. Mine is a grey door though.

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Re: Current beatport top 10

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danphobik wrote:Pink door ? I like the sound of it. Mine is a grey door though.

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Re: Current beatport top 10

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Re: Current beatport top 10

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How can someone who joined 2 years later than me, welcome me?
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What would you rather be, or a wasp?
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by woggle » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:18 pm

dusk wrote:How can someone who joined 2 years later than me, welcome me?

his post count penis is bigger than yours :tongue:

edit: so is mine.


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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by nic_ » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:43 pm

bit late in with my thoughts - just couldnt gte through the top 10 last night
anyone that uses beatport as measuring stick of wots good bro is def totes bait seen merkle man :|

anyway some unabriged hate and bile:

1. Dylan Rhymes - Silent Duck

omg its all glitch edits then it reverse drops into some awful distorted stabbing noises and a sample saying 'funky duck'
2/10
electrpo house with a touch of brostep and some breaks loops chcuked on top

2. Elite Force - Society Suicides

same sickening high pitch grinding noises and lfo rate rapedowns b2b teh classic rev snar and then .... wait.... some gehy sci fi sample crafted from dvd rip for the bros - BANG THE DROP IS MASSIFlylghey.
electrpo house with a touch of brostep and some breaks loops chcuked on top

1/10

3. Refracture - Jahova Revamp
again the same filthy lead that eclipses and drums and some awful vocal effectorz. is it a mix between 'jah' and 'jehovas witness'?
only someone well into religion could write something so uninspired. also features a 6 minute menatl breakdown
2/10
tearout electrohouse


4. Blazer - Skill Chypher
Has sum 'bangen albeit static' drums so gets some points but then the screaming comes in leading too an oddly placed halftime 'dub' styled breakdown - then back into the start. not as awful as it should of been judging by the name.
3/10

5. Keith Mckenzie & Dj Fixx - Get Ill
fuckign horrendous vocals and default drums
'so fresh so crisp' 'get crunk lets get ill' 'bbbbb aaa ccc kkk again' white noise rise - leeetttsss get ill
:sick:

0/10

6. Colombo - Clubbing
well well well this is a very stramge little one LOL. tearout for the midlands clubbing set back from a shit bar in spain reliving the fuckign awful sunburnt holiday binge they just had.

best bit is before the 'drop' it has a sample that goes ' Lovely sentrum?' :lol:
0/10


7. Under This - Funkualize
gash :lol:
'its your - lets go retro' then the flamenco :lol:
6 minute buildup its bascially trance with no love and a bright stabbing noise that links to the obvious disco lineage employed by these talented and being shit producers. utilises the 'disko rekkah' sample to grate effect. beatport says e minor which should mean eurphorci melancholic - it doesnt lol

8. Agresivnes - Olive Tree
artist name is spelt wrong this always pissed me off so im not listening to it.
fuckign awful tripe. avoid


9. Colombo - Clap your hands
clau ur hands just clap ur hands clau ur hands just clap ur hands
GHEY
has no one realised that the time has passed for pitched down rnb vox has well passed. this guy is still chopping up sample pack funk samples lol. fuckign shit tune. has a wooh and a breatbeat. so wot.


10. DJ Icey - Knocks
feel sick and i know its going to be the same shit so i put enya on instead
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by nic_ » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:44 pm

dusk wrote:How can someone who joined 2 years later than me, welcome me?
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Current beatport top 10

Post by im_ » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:48 pm

nic_ wrote:
8. Agresivnes - Olive Tree
artist name is spelt wrong this always pissed me off so im not listening to it.
fuckign awful tripe. avoid
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by woggle » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:37 am

nic_ wrote:bit late in with my thoughts - just couldnt gte through the top 10 last night
anyone that uses beatport as measuring stick of wots good bro is def totes bait seen merkle man :|

anyway some unabriged hate and bile:

1. Dylan Rhymes - Silent Duck

omg its all glitch edits then it reverse drops into some awful distorted stabbing noises and a sample saying 'funky duck'
2/10
electrpo house with a touch of brostep and some breaks loops chcuked on top

2. Elite Force - Society Suicides

same sickening high pitch grinding noises and lfo rate rapedowns b2b teh classic rev snar and then .... wait.... some gehy sci fi sample crafted from dvd rip for the bros - BANG THE DROP IS MASSIFlylghey.
electrpo house with a touch of brostep and some breaks loops chcuked on top

1/10

3. Refracture - Jahova Revamp
again the same filthy lead that eclipses and drums and some awful vocal effectorz. is it a mix between 'jah' and 'jehovas witness'?
only someone well into religion could write something so uninspired. also features a 6 minute menatl breakdown
2/10
tearout electrohouse


4. Blazer - Skill Chypher
Has sum 'bangen albeit static' drums so gets some points but then the screaming comes in leading too an oddly placed halftime 'dub' styled breakdown - then back into the start. not as awful as it should of been judging by the name.
3/10

5. Keith Mckenzie & Dj Fixx - Get Ill
fuckign horrendous vocals and default drums
'so fresh so crisp' 'get crunk lets get ill' 'bbbbb aaa ccc kkk again' white noise rise - leeetttsss get ill
:sick:

0/10

6. Colombo - Clubbing
well well well this is a very stramge little one LOL. tearout for the midlands clubbing set back from a shit bar in spain reliving the fuckign awful sunburnt holiday binge they just had.

best bit is before the 'drop' it has a sample that goes ' Lovely sentrum?' :lol:
0/10


7. Under This - Funkualize
gash :lol:
'its your - lets go retro' then the flamenco :lol:
6 minute buildup its bascially trance with no love and a bright stabbing noise that links to the obvious disco lineage employed by these talented and being shit producers. utilises the 'disko rekkah' sample to grate effect. beatport says e minor which should mean eurphorci melancholic - it doesnt lol

8. Agresivnes - Olive Tree
artist name is spelt wrong this always pissed me off so im not listening to it.
fuckign awful tripe. avoid


9. Colombo - Clap your hands
clau ur hands just clap ur hands clau ur hands just clap ur hands
GHEY
has no one realised that the time has passed for pitched down rnb vox has well passed. this guy is still chopping up sample pack funk samples lol. fuckign shit tune. has a wooh and a breatbeat. so wot.


10. DJ Icey - Knocks
feel sick and i know its going to be the same shit so i put enya on instead
I like how you started off giving marks out of 10 and by the end were obviously so intensely bothered about spelling everything wrong that you didn't. :tongue:
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by dusk » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:59 am

nic_ wrote: 8. Agresivnes - Olive Tree
artist name is spelt wrong this always pissed me off so im not listening to it.
fuckign awful tripe. avoid

10. DJ Icey - Knocks
feel sick and i know its going to be the same shit so i put enya on instead
hard to disagree with any of what you wrote tbh

fucking hell this genre is in trouble
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Re: Current beatport top 10

Post by hubie » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:03 am

:lol:

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