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Post by emskina flange » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:42 pm

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emskina flange wrote:a review from another site, from someone who presumably does not know adam, just to make everyone double sure i wasnt just saying all this to be a bitch!!

......Now, as all who know me will testify, I am no stranger to hyperbole but on this occassion my compulsive exageration has been rendered redundant. I've been to, nay worked in, some festering ratholes in my time but this place really is the worst club in the world. The proprietor, Dr Earth (who incidentally looks just like Dr Evil), clearly demonstrates his contemptful cyncism and utter lack of comprehension of environmental issues with charming touches such as giant plasma screens adorning the walls, a chandelier made from brand new biros and Cristal Champagne on the menu for £350 a pop. There is a bizarre display of potted plants in a cubby hole under a sign that reads "Hydroponics, the new horticulture, in which plants can be grown without soil or daylight under hydroponic light. These plants, which are in soil by the way and not a hydroponic system in which plants are grown in water, under a massive (and clearly energy inefficient) light. Of course, how stupid of me - I was thinking that daylight was an environmentally friendly way of growing plants when all along what I really needed was a whacking great multi-kilowatt lamp to be truly green. Even if you are not bothered by this hideous hypocrisy and poorly executed gimmickery and you need another reason not to visit this dump I can furnish you with an excellent one. The toilets cubicles are see-through. Yes, you did read correctly, the toilet cubicles are see-through! Using those facilities was one of the more humaliating experiences of my adult life. I could go on about the failings of this place ad nauseum but I must prioritise in order to let someone else have someone else have a nice, cathartic moan about this monstrosity so I will leave you with one final observation. Who in their right mind wants to be reminded that "every three seconds a child dies from poverty", while joyfully bowing to the twin gods of self-indulgence and consumerism in the name of fun ... not me mate.
Ha. I read that. Her name is Emma you know...
her name is 'energy saving fairy' i wonder if it was the girl who was with us last time, merka's sister who is a geology/ecology type.
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Post by foxington » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:44 pm

http://www.club4climate.com/biography/

30 things you didn't know about dr earth ^^
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Post by emskina flange » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:45 pm

Al. wrote:So your coming then Friday, Em? ;)
busy this weekend al i am afraid, i hope it is nice and busy for you!!

keep an eye on the bouncers, they told us that we werent supposed to wear flip flops for health and safety reasons?!! and tried to charge some people even though it should be free all month!!
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Post by BLista » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:46 pm

poor flange :lol:


hello moite :waves:
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Post by emskina flange » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:46 pm

james fox wrote:http://www.club4climate.com/biography/

30 things you didn't know about dr earth ^^
amusingly battenberg pointed out a man who looked exactly like Dr Evil when we were there before, which we found hilarious, it turnsout this was actually dr earth!! :lol:
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Post by emskina flange » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:47 pm

B-Lista wrote:poor flange :lol:


hello moite :waves:
hello! :D i am being ganged up on by the big boys :(

i know where steelz lives now though. mwahahahahaha
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Post by shaman » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:48 pm

james fox wrote:http://www.club4climate.com/biography/

30 things you didn't know about dr earth ^^
HE SUPPORTS MANCHESTER UNITED.

HE WAS BORN IN HIGHGATE, LONDON.
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Post by El Huracan » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:49 pm

FLANGE THINKS HE IS A WANKER
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Post by emskina flange » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:50 pm

señor steelz wrote:FLANGE THINKS HE IS A WANKER
I THINK YOU ARE A WANKER :idea:

THATS THE THANKS I GET FOR TEACHING YOUR MISSUS HOW TO MAKE NOODLES. :arrow:
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Post by Al. » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:51 pm

emskina flange wrote:
Al. wrote:So your coming then Friday, Em? ;)
busy this weekend al i am afraid, i hope it is nice and busy for you!!

keep an eye on the bouncers, they told us that we werent supposed to wear flip flops for health and safety reasons?!! and tried to charge some people even though it should be free all month!!
I'll bear in mind the flip flop comment, ta.

The issue of charging though was a genuine error and was put right on the evening in question. All of the events that have been put on in August including the one this Friday are free.
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Post by emskina flange » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:53 pm

oh god you have all been brainwashed by Dr Earth/Evil. :roll:

well i hope all your nights are nice and busy and successful as i would always!
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Post by shaman » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:54 pm

emskina flange wrote:
Al. wrote:So your coming then Friday, Em? ;)
busy this weekend al i am afraid, i hope it is nice and busy for you!!

keep an eye on the bouncers, they told us that we werent supposed to wear flip flops for health and safety reasons?!! and tried to charge some people even though it should be free all month!!
I'd love to pop along as well, but I think I am DJing a Classic Breaks & Breakbeat set at Rock Steady @ The Bedroom Bar, Rivington Street, Shoreditch, near Old Street (open 9pm - 2am, free entry before 10pm, £3 after).

Say hello to the Aisleyne and the other celebs for me moite. ;)
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Post by El Huracan » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:56 pm

emskina flange wrote:
señor steelz wrote:FLANGE THINKS HE IS A WANKER
I THINK YOU ARE A WANKER :idea:

THATS THE THANKS I GET FOR TEACHING YOUR MISSUS HOW TO MAKE NOODLES. :arrow:
TBF THEY WHERE FUCKING GOOD NOODLES TOO. I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY ON MONDAY. SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL. WAS SLEEPING
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Post by sick rick » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:00 pm

james fox wrote:http://www.club4climate.com/biography/

30 things you didn't know about dr earth ^^
i can't believe i just read that shit. my favourites...

DR EARTH WAS INVOLVED IN THE PROMOTING CLUBS DURING HIS COLLEGE DAYS. HE WAS THE INOVATOR OF THE "HARD CORE" MUSIC SCENE WHICH LAID THE FOUNDATIONS FOR THE REVOLUTION IN HOUSE MUSIC.

ANDREW IS A FITNESS AND COMPLEMENTARY HEALTH FANATIC, WHO TAKES MEGA DOSES OF SUPPLEMENTS AND VITAMINS ON A DAILY BASIS.

and

DR EARTH IS A FRUITARIAN. ABOUT SIXTY PER CENT OF HIS DIET IS FRUIT. WHEREAS HE EATS VEGETARIAN ITEMS, HE VERY OCCASIONALLY EATS FISH. HE BELIEVES THAT FRUIT IS THE ONLY FOOD GIVEN FREELY TO US BY NATURE WHICH DOES NOT INVOLVE KILLING ANIMALS OR PLANTS.

HE IS LORD OF THE MANOR OF SUTTON IN SUFFOLK WITH 200 ACRES OF SHOOTING RIGHTS.
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Post by Moif » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:01 pm

Keep it down you wankers. I'm trying to reduce my carbon footprint by burning all my vinyl on a polystyrene cup fuelled bonfire.
http://www.brap.fm

I run shit parties.
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Post by El Huracan » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:02 pm

can i also add that the new west 12" =

9lives the cat - vicious which is offically his best tune to date is to be accompanied by a rather wobbly rico remix is being mastered as we speak.

to win a free upfront promo for this release please finish this sentance in no more than 4,000 words

"flange thinks adam is a wanker because...."

i will be anouncing the winner on the supercharged and atg birthday so tonight from 7- 9 which also includes a 90 min exclusive mix from kraft kuts and new release from brighton breaks from kickflip and remixes from cut la rock



there ya go, if your gonna spam, fucking do it proper...
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Post by jimmy brayks » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:02 pm

interesting doctor evil factoid :
DR EARTH WAS INVOLVED IN THE PROMOTING CLUBS DURING HIS COLLEGE DAYS. HE WAS THE INOVATOR OF THE "HARD CORE" MUSIC SCENE WHICH LAID THE FOUNDATIONS FOR THE REVOLUTION IN HOUSE MUSIC.
he has also re-written dance music history, what a bloody nice chap!!
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Post by Moif » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:05 pm

señor steelz wrote:can i also add that the new west 12" =

9lives the cat - vicious which is offically his best tune to date is to be accompanied by a rather wobbly rico remix is being mastered as we speak.

to win a free upfront promo for this release please finish this sentance in no more than 4,000 words

"flange thinks adam is a wanker because...."

i will be anouncing the winner on the supercharged and atg birthday so tonight from 7- 9 which also includes a 90 min exclusive mix from kraft kuts and new release from brighton breaks from kickflip and remixes from cut la rock



there ya go, if your gonna spam, fucking do it proper...
It's Cut Le Roc you wanker.
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Post by El Huracan » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:05 pm

DR EARTH WAS INVOLVED IN THE PROMOTING CLUBS DURING HIS COLLEGE DAYS. HE WAS THE INOVATOR OF THE "HARD CORE" MUSIC SCENE ALONG WITH YOUTHFULL IMPLANTS AND 30-50 OTHER PEOPLE
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Post by El Huracan » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:07 pm

Moif wrote: It's Cut Le Roc you wanker.
that is one monumental fail.
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