When getting out of the bath...

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When getting out of the bath, do you...

...jump straight out and shower the whole bathroom with water?
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9%
...skim off the worst of the water, and squeeze out your hair?
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36%
...shake yourself like a dog?
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18%
...get lovingly enfolded into a crisp white towel by emmanuel? [aggie option]
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27%
..argor dabv feck bathe [drugs option]
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9%
 
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When getting out of the bath...

Post by underpass » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:16 am

:?:
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Post by foxington » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:50 am

i prefer to gently towel myself dry with a chanel beach towel, then slip into some silk boxer shorts from comme des carcons before applying scruffing lotion and cream from clinique for men and shaving with a gillette mach 4 razor. i then wash off the shaving cream and apply king of shaves moisturiser before putting on my DKNY dressing gown and heading downstairs to get dressed.

this is all bollocks, i've just been reading american psycho :D
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Post by madam_spanky » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:57 am

strategy wrote:i prefer to gently towel myself dry with a chanel beach towel, then slip into some silk boxer shorts from comme des carcons before applying scruffing lotion and cream from clinique for men and shaving with a gillette mach 4 razor. i then wash off the shaving cream and apply king of shaves moisturiser before putting on my DKNY dressing gown and heading downstairs to get dressed.

this is all bollocks, i've just been reading american psycho :D

He asking what YOU do after a shower Strat not what your stalked victims do....sick puppy :roll: ;)
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Post by ag4111 » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:12 pm

I reach over to my white egyptian cotton towel before using it to wipe away the cum that has become attached to my pubes. I then glide into my burgundy silk dressing gown and finally put on my pink fluffy (piggy) slippers
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Post by foxington » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:15 pm

don't know what you mean spanky my dear!

anyway, look what i bought:

Image

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Post by ag4111 » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:18 pm

If only I knew what you looked like Spanky then I could imagine you getting out of the bath........
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Post by madam_spanky » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:55 pm

ag4111 wrote:If only I knew what you looked like Spanky then I could imagine you getting out of the bath........

I'm flattered ag but you'd be sorely disappointed...i would suggest wearing dark glasses and possibly having 10 pints before hand ;)
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Post by ag4111 » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:58 pm

madam_spanky wrote:
ag4111 wrote:If only I knew what you looked like Spanky then I could imagine you getting out of the bath........

I'm flattered ag but you'd be sorely disappointed...i would suggest wearing dark glasses and possibly having 10 pints before hand ;)
But James told me you were 'fit as fuck' :chin:

Pics please
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Post by foxington » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:00 pm

:lol: :tut:

no spreading scurrilous rumours please allan
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Post by madam_spanky » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:01 pm

ag4111 wrote:
madam_spanky wrote:
ag4111 wrote:If only I knew what you looked like Spanky then I could imagine you getting out of the bath........

I'm flattered ag but you'd be sorely disappointed...i would suggest wearing dark glasses and possibly having 10 pints before hand ;)
But James told me you were 'fit as fuck' :chin:

Pics please
Who is this "Fuck"? and how fit are they? ;) I don't have any pics they're on my laptop at my Dad's...
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Post by moderate » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:02 pm

None of the above.
Enough of this bullshit!
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Post by ag4111 » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:02 pm

Ok. I'll keep on imagining then *sigh*
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Post by Dancefloor Terrorist » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:03 pm

I generally fall out the shower in a drunken state and smash my face against the radiator resulting in a bloody mess, where weas that on the poll?
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Post by madam_spanky » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:08 pm

ag4111 wrote:Ok. I'll keep on imagining then *sigh*
It's safer that way ;)
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:09 pm

Why do you want to know this? Fucking pervert.
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Post by Andy.D » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:12 pm

I usually play submarines with the floater i've left in there!! :D
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