Do Chavs Actually Realize They are Chavs?

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Do Chavs Actually Realize They are Chavs?

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No
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Hmmmm?.....dunno but i really like Monkeys :-)
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Do Chavs Actually Realize They are Chavs?

Post by scwiffy » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:19 pm

I mean, do they look in the mirror sometimes and say to themselves "oh my god! i look like a absolute twat"???????
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Post by skinny scott » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:27 pm

that's some deep shit. :lol:
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:32 pm

They do realise they are chavs but they don't think they look like twats at all. They have this idea that they look the fucking bomb. Thats what is so funny about it all.
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Post by Jay-Janatah » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:32 pm

Monkeys every time 8)
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Post by Mike Darkfloor » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:33 pm

i don't think the realise it. i mean chav's tell me that i'm a goth, despite wearing baggy jeans, normal plain white t-shirt, sunglasses and having a red mohican. do goths often wear german army parka's? maybe i'm out of touch with the goth culture of today... hehe

they don't have a clue. I mean chav isn't exactly an endering term. And depsite what they get up to, I don't think their aim, or game plan, is to just piss off everyone by being twats, becuase surely releasing they are twats is too much intelligence for them and if they could they wouldn't?!?!


ARGH. TOO DEEP FOR MONDAY... brain hurts it must have monster munch!!!
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:36 pm

deviant g wrote: brain hurts it must have monster munch!!!
:lol: :lol: When all else fails.
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Post by scwiffy » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:41 pm

Jay-Janatah wrote:Monkeys every time 8)
werd 8)

Only brought it up cause i overherd these lairy little chav fuckers shoutin out the window to some other lairy little chav fuckers and callin em "Chavs"

WTF?!

So...........i dont think they do realize it, i mean....do you think any of em have been on chavscum.com?????? And if they do, what do they say about all the chavs on there?? Are they cool?
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Post by k-os » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:50 pm

Of cos they do and they r proud of it, at least the classical chav (burberried or white sport clothes, cap included and all the gold they can buy).
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Post by Mike Darkfloor » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:11 pm

Fandango Baglips wrote:
deviant g wrote: brain hurts it must have monster munch!!!
:lol: :lol: When all else fails.
you know the true path to enlightment
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:27 pm

deviant g wrote:
Fandango Baglips wrote:
deviant g wrote: brain hurts it must have monster munch!!!
:lol: :lol: When all else fails.
you know the true path to enlightment
Pickled onion or flaming hot?

Pickled onion for me :D
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Post by Buster » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:46 pm

this is quite a good Scottish one! Nugget Central :lol:

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Post by SometimesSean » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:15 pm

Fandango Baglips wrote:
deviant g wrote:
Fandango Baglips wrote:
deviant g wrote: brain hurts it must have monster munch!!!
:lol: :lol: When all else fails.
you know the true path to enlightment
Pickled onion or flaming hot?

Pickled onion for me :D
It's all about the Roast Beef fool!
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:23 pm

SometimesSean wrote:
Fandango Baglips wrote:
deviant g wrote:
Fandango Baglips wrote:
deviant g wrote: brain hurts it must have monster munch!!!
:lol: :lol: When all else fails.
you know the true path to enlightment
Pickled onion or flaming hot?

Pickled onion for me :D
It's all about the Roast Beef fool!
They taste well strange I reckon. Plus the yellow packets look gay.
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Post by Iknowuknow » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:01 am

Some ill advised middle class rants about chavs.
Go to
'Chavscum.com' and have a wank with all the other goths.

That site is so funny, they annoy so much people spend serious time on that site. Get a fucking life.

I like the chav repliys they have on it, which are obviously made up.

Chavs are on the decrease in sunny Colchester but they are mostley townies and wideboy wannabes not dirty shellsuite crew.
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Post by AnyaTika » Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:20 am

djayhooker wrote:Some ill advised middle class rants about chavs.
Go to
'Chavscum.com' and have a wank with all the other goths.

That site is so funny, they annoy so much people spend serious time on that site. Get a fucking life.

I like the chav repliys they have on it, which are obviously made up.

Chavs are on the decrease in sunny Colchester but they are mostley townies and wideboy wannabes not dirty shellsuite crew.
I had the honor of spending 12 days in and around London, in which I experienced the wonder and joy that is a chav.

I know, I know, they're fucking sad and irritating. But your chavs are SO much more fun to look at and listen to. I think I counted 518 greasy side ponytails and probably 96 pairs of cubic zirconia 1 carat earings.

I spent the day at whatever that amusement park is in Chessington is it? That Dragon ride is tops, and ya wanna know what else is tops? A nice bit of Blue Meanies in line behind very pregnant chavs smoking and swearing at their other little kids.

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Re: Do Chavs Actually Realize They are Chavs?

Post by :gone: » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:07 am

scwiffy wrote:I mean, do they look in the mirror sometimes and say to themselves "oh my god! i look like a absolute twat"???????
No. The they look in the mirror and say to themselves "You're looking fucking sharp today Tyrone...all them girls down the shops are gonna be totally on my cock" as the gold is put on. "MUM!!! You ironed my fake Burberry top yet?" "Fuckin hell Tyrone, I'm half way through a crack pipe...can't it wait?" :lol:
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