Zombie Apocalypse Thread / All back 2 NSB off topic

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Mine’s an appletini

[moderate]

Done, no straws though cause, reasons

[Bigby]

whats cracking tonight in biggles land ?

Im sucking on my special vape juice like betty behind the bike sheds

Saw this Saturday night whilst puffing on my new dry herb vape (a Pulsar Flow) and fully intended to reply then - the vape did its job rather too well though and I forgot. So yeah, I've been puffing silver haze through my dry herb vape like a pimp , whilst Betty consumes Bigby's trombone juice straight from my jape vape in flagrant disregard to social distancing rules (I've been puffing again by the way ).

Had a bit of a result with the vape atually - the battery's not really up to scratch (says 1.5 hours use - lucky to get 30mins). Nice bit of kit apart from that, but not really up to what I want to use it for (overnight fishing trips). I mentioned to the company I bought it from that the battery was crap, and that I was thinking of buying a more expensive model (Storz & Bickel - 'Mighty') from them and whether they might accept a return on the cheaper one. Their response was to say I could have a refund for the cheaper one and keep it if I bought the other one. I was gobsmacked. Can't recommend them highly enough - Ali Bongo in Norwich, best headshop in the country.

[Bigby]

Surely now is the right time to get the board rocking again ?

This place is surely the Digital Winchester

Who's behind the bar? Jimmy ?

Okay, I give in. I'm getting a round. What do you all want?

Cake!

[Bigby]

[Bigby]

I used to cough to cover farts...now I fart to cover coughs.

[TT_]

vape juice still keeping me irie



Im actually making breaks but ssshhhh don't tell anyone - its a secret

[Danny]

More than 2 new posts since my last visit, can't remember the last time that happened.
Good morning!

[Bigby]

The local plod are a good bunch - dancing in the street is an acceptable form of exercise!

[shaman]

https://news.sky.com/video/coronavirus- ... y-11948548

[Bigby]

I wonder how long the queue will be to shake his hand...

[moderate]

It's Tuesday, am I allowed to self medicate yet?

[Bigby]

Only before 11am.

[Bigby]

I got a letter from the government arrive today.

Didn't open it, chucked it - said they were suckers.

Wanted me to catch some virus or whatever,

unlike our PM I'm a little bit clever.

Here was a man who never gave a damn,

about basic public health - him and his never did.

I wasn't with it, but just that very minute,

It occurred to me - these suckers had authority.

[TT_]

lockdown cabin fever over here

trying to avoid everybody entirely

doing all my shopping late night as to avoid the zombies

so far gunja stock is holding up

could there be a better time to start a grow ?

[TT_]

It's Tuesday, am I allowed to self medicate yet?

your dinners in the bong

[T.R.O.]

someone uploaded this yesterday

[TT_]

someone uploaded this yesterday

ooh saucy !

whats that you say 1xEMU640 and 1XAKAI s3000 into a mackie 16 and yammy 03D

8 tracks of audio ?

jumpers for goalposts ?

I WUV WOO TRO

[Bigby]

could there be a better time to start a grow ?

[Bigby]

someone uploaded this yesterday

Nice!