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Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:59 am
by Dan Badbro_
I would like the ability to remove my arms and eyes whilst sleeping.

Any advice welcomed.

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:00 am
by Watoo
Just imagine.

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:06 am
by Dan Badbro_
A man can dream

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:09 am
by Doomo
wank more. your will go blind and your arms will drop off. apparently

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:17 am
by TT_
Memory foam pillow ftw

And more wanling

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:44 am
by Dan Badbro_
Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:38 pm
by Lightshapers
:chin:
Image

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:39 pm
by Dan Badbro_
I've realised a flaw.

Without arms I wouldn't be able to put my eyes back in and without eyes I wouldn't be able to find my arms.

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:33 am
by Doomo
therefore you would be unable to wank. terrible idea

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:45 am
by TT_
Dan Badbro_ wrote:Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Open a window ?

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:09 am
by Dan Badbro_
I'm een too hot against your face.


I haven't shit my window since 1994

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:43 pm
by Doomo
TT_ wrote:
Dan Badbro_ wrote:Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Open a window ?
really? thats the best solution you can come up with tam. ffs. :facepalm:

floor standing fan ftw

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:50 pm
by TT_
Doomo wrote:
TT_ wrote:
Dan Badbro_ wrote:Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Open a window ?
really? thats the best solution you can come up with tam. ffs. :facepalm:

floor standing fan ftw
Im not the one with sweaty balls though am i eh ?

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:30 pm
by Dan Badbro_
Both poor choices due to noise.

Unless I also remove my hearing system

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:57 pm
by Doomo
floor standers are fairly silent on the lower settings. also, the constant white noise helps dampen the transients of noises from outside (bin men, etc).

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:26 pm
by LTJ_Nukem
Have you considered Dignitas?

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:32 pm
by Dan Badbro_
:chin: good call

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:35 am
by Dan Badbro_
:|

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:34 am
by Doomo
LTJ_Nukem wrote:Have you considered Dignitas?
are they some kind of hipster flavoured crisps?

Re: Perfect sleep

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:55 am
by _j_
What would hipster flavoured crisps taste like? Beards, coffee and macbook pro?