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Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:59 am

I would like the ability to remove my arms and eyes whilst sleeping.

Any advice welcomed.
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Watoo » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:00 am

Just imagine.
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:06 am

A man can dream
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Doomo » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:09 am

wank more. your will go blind and your arms will drop off. apparently
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by TT_ » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:17 am

Memory foam pillow ftw

And more wanling
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:44 am

Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Lightshapers » Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:38 pm

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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:39 pm

I've realised a flaw.

Without arms I wouldn't be able to put my eyes back in and without eyes I wouldn't be able to find my arms.
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Doomo » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:33 am

therefore you would be unable to wank. terrible idea
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by TT_ » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:45 am

Dan Badbro_ wrote:Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Open a window ?
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:09 am

I'm een too hot against your face.


I haven't shit my window since 1994
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Doomo » Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:43 pm

TT_ wrote:
Dan Badbro_ wrote:Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Open a window ?
really? thats the best solution you can come up with tam. ffs. :facepalm:

floor standing fan ftw
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by TT_ » Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:50 pm

Doomo wrote:
TT_ wrote:
Dan Badbro_ wrote:Memory foam is way too hot.

Bamboo fibre ftw

Open a window ?
really? thats the best solution you can come up with tam. ffs. :facepalm:

floor standing fan ftw
Im not the one with sweaty balls though am i eh ?
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:30 pm

Both poor choices due to noise.

Unless I also remove my hearing system
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Doomo » Wed Aug 02, 2017 4:57 pm

floor standers are fairly silent on the lower settings. also, the constant white noise helps dampen the transients of noises from outside (bin men, etc).
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by LTJ_Nukem » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:26 pm

Have you considered Dignitas?
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:32 pm

:chin: good call
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:35 am

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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by Doomo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:34 am

LTJ_Nukem wrote:Have you considered Dignitas?
are they some kind of hipster flavoured crisps?
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Re: Perfect sleep

Post by _j_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:55 am

What would hipster flavoured crisps taste like? Beards, coffee and macbook pro?
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