Watoo's Cacao Experience / Yoghurt Weaving Bloodclart

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Re: Watoo's Cacao Experience / Yoghurt Weaving Bloodclart

Post by Watoo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:42 pm

Dan Badbro_ wrote:I preferred 2015 watoo
He's dead now. It's all quinoa and surrealism now.
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Post by Watoo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:45 pm

What about 2007 Watoo? He was a card eh?

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Post by Doomo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:50 pm

he was a sick puppy
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Post by _j_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:04 pm

That was quite a read :lol:
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Post by TT_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 3:27 pm

Watoo wrote:What about 2007 Watoo? He was a card eh?

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=64822&hilit=gloating&start=15
Watoo wrote:
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Watoo wrote:I had sex (with a girl - my girl-friend) less than an hour ago.

It felt nice on my pee-pee.
naughty naughty you're not supposed to gloat remember!!!

:badgrin:
Ok then...

...in that case I couldn't get it up and so decided to make a clumsy effort to go down on her. After slopping about for a few minutes like a pitbull at a little girls neck in my highly drunked state I ended up puking directly into her cunt. Realising I'd made a faux pas I tried to keep the puke inside her with my mouth hoping I could somehow swallow it again before she noticed. This well intentioned plan backfire both litterally and spectacually and left me with cunty puke juice squirting from my nose as she looked down on me with a look of pure terror :roll:

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
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Post by _j_ » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:17 pm

If neither the meditation-farting nor the puking really happened I'm going to be very upset.
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Post by Watoo » Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:20 pm

Chill chill, it's all very real - I was just being silly and facetious.

I'll post holiday snaps of me and the missus in a few days (we are going to France this Sunday). She is going to do my Reiki Attunement.
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Fri Aug 04, 2017 4:26 pm

Sounds hawt
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Post by _j_ » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:18 pm

Sounds painful. Will you need to wear a cast?
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Aug 05, 2017 8:18 pm

Watoo do you believe in all this stuff?

I'm een, is it a curiosity or a fundamental belief?

Are you just agreeing in order to get laid?
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Post by Doomo » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:48 am

Reiki is one of only a few alternative therapies actually paid for by the NHS to help alleviate symptoms in children with Cancer. They dont know how or why it works but it just does so they pay people to come in and do it. Factoidz.
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Post by _j_ » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:05 am

Dan Badbro_ wrote: Are you just agreeing in order to get laid?
This :lol:
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Post by Watoo » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:24 am

#watooclaart
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:56 pm

On a plane?

I would have expected you to astral project
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Post by TT_ » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:43 pm

Watoo is aslan IMO
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Post by ~Lander~ » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:19 am

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I would have expected you to astral project
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ~Lander~ » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:22 am

Doomo wrote:Reiki is one of only a few alternative therapies actually paid for by the NHS to help alleviate symptoms in children with Cancer. They dont know how or why it works but it just does so they pay people to come in and do it. Factoidz.
I had it once and it was fucking amazing. I don't know how it works or why or anything but I went in my session being very sceptical and came out with my mind totally changed. Bruno Borges had Reiki symbos plastered around his room as well :chin: Makes you think.
https://soundcloud.com/leftwingrecordin ... eftwing011 I have somehow done a track that has been released. I know, I don't know how either.
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Post by Doomo » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:15 am

There is definitely something in it. Same with some psychic / mediums types too. I love the fact there is something at play which we have no fucking clue about.
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Post by TT_ » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:21 pm

just keep an eye out for octavius scruton blythe ok
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:41 am

We are still talking about hot chocolate yes?

I once worked with a woman who had snogged Erol Brown.
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