Watoo's Cacao Experience / Yoghurt Weaving Bloodclart

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Re: Watoo's Cacao Experience / Yoghurt Weaving Bloodclart

Post by Watoo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:15 pm

Oh come on - you guys know the "Watoo" personality is just an artistic creation right? A live, long term improvisational disasterpiece? A slow motion (highly) interpretive dance piece through time space and electrical connections?


YOU GUYS FUCKING KNEW THAT RIGHT?!
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Post by LTJ_Nukem » Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:31 pm

I just thought you were a crusty lad
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Post by Doomo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:01 pm

so you dont have a new GF then. Im utterly disappointed tbh
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Post by Watoo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:07 pm

It's not about what is true... IT IS ABOUT WHAT YOU BELIEVE.
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Post by TT_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:07 pm

watoo's lady is a GIF ?
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Post by _j_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:09 pm

So did the healing ceremony and all the farting actually happen or no?
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Post by Watoo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:16 pm

I do not even know myself.
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Post by _j_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:17 pm

Is the bloke with the long hair and beard you?
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Post by Watoo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:21 pm

Hmm. He kind of looks like what I should look like.... it's really hazy.
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Post by Doomo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:34 pm

So watoo was totally lobotomised on ayahuasca living only through threads on NSB?
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Post by _j_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:48 pm

So is Watoo just a concept?

Like M in James Bond?
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:52 pm

Watoo wrote:It's not about what is true... IT IS ABOUT WHAT YOU BELIEVE.

Amen Brother
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:54 pm

A butterfly married a GIF and suicides Hunter S Thompson.

It's not that difficult.
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Post by _j_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:56 am

I preferred it when Watoo was played by Judy Dench.
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Post by TT_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:57 am

I thought roger Moore was by far the best watoo
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Post by Watoo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:06 pm

It's up for debate. I think the ideal candidate would be a black Judy Dench.
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Post by _j_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 12:45 pm

Judris Elbow
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Post by Doomo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:18 pm

I think watoo would make a great villain. Cool, carm, calculating, and not afraid to beat a deserving chump to death with lump of celeriac
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:23 pm

I preferred 2015 watoo
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Post by Watoo » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:41 pm

_j_ wrote:Judris Elbow
*genuinelol*
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