Watoo's Cacao Experience / Yoghurt Weaving Bloodclart

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Post by Watoo » Tue Jul 18, 2017 11:39 am

She is a keeper.
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Post by Doomo » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:22 pm

You've done well watoo. :sun:
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Post by LTJ_Nukem » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:44 pm

What sort of keeper? Goal keeper? Bee keeper? Gate keeper? Is she Zuul? Are you Vince Clortho?

Come on man, I'm on tenterhooks here.
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alex_virr wrote:I've probably read more science fiction that you have books of any kind in your entire life.

I've read enough already for 2 lifetimes.
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Post by TT_ » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:51 pm

She will be watoo's keeper

Lord knows he needs one

He can't muck out his own cage you know

Also someone has to brush him or else he gets all tangled up

Then there's the worming tablets
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Post by _j_ » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:11 pm

What do you look like Watoo?

It will add context.
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Post by Watoo » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:27 pm

I understand, you just want to see HOW well I've done for myself. I will find a suitable picture tonight and post it.
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Post by _j_ » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:34 pm

Watoo wrote:I understand, you just want to see HOW well I've done for myself. I will find a suitable picture tonight and post it.
:lol: basically
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Post by LTJ_Nukem » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:35 pm

You've had better
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alex_virr wrote:I've probably read more science fiction that you have books of any kind in your entire life.

I've read enough already for 2 lifetimes.
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Post by TT_ » Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:16 pm

LTJ_Nukem wrote:You've had better

just accept it bonkem

watoo's moved on

and now its time for you find your healing space

a good heart these days,

is hard to find
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Post by TT_ » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:31 am

Hurrah
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Post by TT_ » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:58 pm

Oh hai
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Post by Watoo » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I told her about this thread. She was a little perturbed but I think I will show her it. Play nice x
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:10 pm

Watoo wrote:Cacao Update:

At one of the Wounded Healer events the weekend before last I met someone who I am quite certain is one of the great loves of my life. She is a healer and astrologist from Bradford, who lives in Hebden Bridge and currently resides on a canal boat. We met doing the washing up after lunch.

Our astrological charges are literally off the scale with regards to compatibility and there are lots of crazy co-incidences and synchronicity around our meeting (I dreamed I met her before I did for instance)..
Are u sure it's just cacao?
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:14 pm

Watoo wrote:Cacao Update:

She is a healer and astrologist.

Our astrological charges are literally off the scale.
Who did the charts? Were they peer reviewed? Citations needed etc
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:18 pm

Oh BeeTeeDubz... once u get a gf/bf/xf, you have to quit NSB by just slinking off quietly.
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Post by Watoo » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:52 pm

LTJ_Nukem wrote:You've had better
I always knew you had a thing for her.
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Post by Watoo » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:56 pm

Dan Badbro_ wrote:Oh BeeTeeDubz... once u get a gf/bf/xf, you have to quit NSB by just slinking off quietly.
Naw, I need you guise. You are my special little secret x
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Post by _j_ » Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:58 am

You look just how I imagined you would (an observation, not an insult).

How did that conversation go exactly?

"Hi I know we've just met but I posted a picture of you on the internet and all my forum Broz think you're just smashing..."
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Post by LTJ_Nukem » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:58 am

Watoo wrote:
LTJ_Nukem wrote:You've had better
I always knew you had a thing for her.
I am sorry. I lashed out as you've broke my heart once again. You monster :cry:
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alex_virr wrote:I've probably read more science fiction that you have books of any kind in your entire life.

I've read enough already for 2 lifetimes.
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Post by Watoo » Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:48 pm

I cherish your love.
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