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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by DJ Racist Haircut » Mon May 23, 2016 11:05 pm

Doomong wrote:print out random spreadsheets and stick them all over the toilet walls IMO
I might try this.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by moderate » Tue May 24, 2016 10:32 am

I don't miss office toilets.
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Post by MrNobody01 » Tue May 24, 2016 10:58 am

our office toilets are allways nice clean and shinny :-) thou that might have something to do with the cleaning peeps seems to be on 24 hours shifts..
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Post by DJ Racist Haircut » Tue May 24, 2016 11:04 am

doughnut wrote:I don't miss office toilets.
Where else are you going to find a decent glory hole?
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Post by moderate » Tue May 24, 2016 11:20 am

I take my own partition wall with me into the bathroom.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by DJ Racist Haircut » Tue May 24, 2016 12:56 pm

Full marks for creativity!
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by MrNobody01 » Tue May 24, 2016 1:46 pm

hmm, mobile glory hole wall... might just be the new post it invention...
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by moderate » Tue May 24, 2016 2:55 pm

You have to take Allan with you everywhere as a downside.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue May 24, 2016 5:52 pm

doughnut wrote:I don't miss office toilets.
I usually hit them too
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by DJ Racist Haircut » Tue May 24, 2016 7:30 pm

OG would hit it.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by danphobic » Tue May 24, 2016 8:01 pm

FYI,

I have been looking into this and it turns out it is Pauline Quirk who is taking up all the toilets all the flipping time! :bang:
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by _OhGee » Tue May 24, 2016 9:59 pm

Dan Badbro_ wrote:
_fries wrote:same cunts that shut the door send excel files containing blank sheets, no doubt.
Yes

What's on sheet 3?
This is now also one of my biggest peeves. Some bellend always puts something on Sheet 3 and not on Sheet 2 and expects you to look at it. All about changing the default settings to only have 1 sheet :winner:
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Wed May 25, 2016 10:20 am

change the default to be 255 and hide the real sheet amongst them for maximum peev
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by TT_ » Wed May 25, 2016 12:46 pm

Doomong wrote:change the default to be 255 and hide the real sheet amongst them for maximum peev
ok i've done that, now where do i smear the shit FFS?
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Wed May 25, 2016 2:11 pm

All of over door handles on the inside of the cubicles, as previously mentioned. Do keep up old chap
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by MrNobody01 » Wed May 25, 2016 2:24 pm

doughnut wrote:You have to take Allan with you everywhere as a downside.
hmm, well guess it could have been worse.. not sure how, but it could have been worse ;)
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by TT_ » Wed May 25, 2016 2:27 pm

Doomong wrote:All of over door handles on the inside of the cubicles, as previously mentioned. Do keep up old chap
ok, done that - now what?
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed May 25, 2016 3:31 pm

Just think about what you've done.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Wed May 25, 2016 5:46 pm

and remember the shit's there next time you go in
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by TT_ » Fri May 27, 2016 2:40 am

Dan Badbro_ wrote:Just think about what you've done.
i am left with a feeling of bemusement / creeping pride
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