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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Thu May 19, 2016 4:28 am

Dan Badbro_ wrote:You have a help desk for picking up young ladies?
Based off Tuesday nights endeavours I fucking need one.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by ~Lander~ » Thu May 19, 2016 10:14 am

What happened Watoo??
https://soundcloud.com/leftwingrecordin ... eftwing011 I have somehow done a track that has been released. I know, I don't know how either.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by LTJ_Nukem » Thu May 19, 2016 1:56 pm

Someone has written "The Picard Sees All" on one of the cubicle walls :app:
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by ~Lander~ » Thu May 19, 2016 2:06 pm

LTJ_Nukem wrote:Someone has written "The Picard Sees All" on one of the cubicle walls :app:
:lol: :lol: AMAZING. Find them and congratulate them.
https://soundcloud.com/leftwingrecordin ... eftwing011 I have somehow done a track that has been released. I know, I don't know how either.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu May 19, 2016 2:15 pm

The toilet is much less busy today
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Thu May 19, 2016 7:54 pm

~Lander~ wrote:What happened Watoo??
Ended up back at hers smoking a spliff in her room speaking quietly...

...so not to wake her sleeping parents up. It was like reliving a childhood I never had.

I let myself out eventually when she got tired (but she has phoned me 2 days in a row since trying to arrange shit so we'll see how it goes).

I am 33 but I FUCKING DESERVE THIS
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by _OhGee » Thu May 19, 2016 11:14 pm

Smash it.

Also people pissing on the seats is wack yo. Mans got to shat-trick innit.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu May 19, 2016 11:35 pm

+1 for smash it
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Fri May 20, 2016 8:46 am

It appears we've been visited by hippos in the night
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Fri May 20, 2016 9:55 am

Dan Badbro_ wrote:+1 for smash it
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by LTJ_Nukem » Fri May 20, 2016 10:32 am

Smash this
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Fri May 20, 2016 1:28 pm

Thanks for the support guys. It really means a lot to me.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Fri May 20, 2016 1:47 pm

Was the service you received:


Exceptional
VERY EXCELLENT
1st Rate
Waq
Burn me

Would you recommend this service to friends?
No
Impossible to know in advance
Friends?
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Fri May 20, 2016 1:51 pm

no drugs option. fail
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Fri May 20, 2016 2:05 pm

Someone has smeared shit on the wall
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Mon May 23, 2016 10:13 am

The world would be a better place of people left unoccupied cubicles with the door open. Rather than me having to check each door.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by _fries » Mon May 23, 2016 2:08 pm

same cunts that shut the door send excel files containing blank sheets, no doubt.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Mon May 23, 2016 2:32 pm

smear shit on the inside toilet door handle IMO
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Mon May 23, 2016 3:16 pm

_fries wrote:same cunts that shut the door send excel files containing blank sheets, no doubt.
Yes

What's on sheet 3?
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Mon May 23, 2016 3:32 pm

print out random spreadsheets and stick them all over the toilet walls IMO
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