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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by TT_ » Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:43 am

_OhGee wrote:I did a phantom poo before. Big, satisfying and left no trace whatsoever
Otherwise known as a glory wipe

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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:24 pm

I've had the squits since getting totally messed up on Friday night. fwiw
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by _j_ » Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:28 pm

I thought this thread was going to be about NSBH's posts.
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Post by MrNobody01 » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:09 pm

_j_ wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about NSBH's posts.
It is....... :violin:
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:28 pm

I thought that was the drivel thread
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Post by MrNobody01 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:20 am

Doomo wrote:I thought that was the drivel thread
it was, now he is everywere kinda like flies on poop...
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by _OhGee » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:03 pm

I've had 5 poos today. 4 at work. And I feel another one coming.

They've all been quite big and solid too tbh.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by TT_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:13 am

What have you been eating ?

Other than cock, obviously
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:20 pm

I have had a series of massive, really firm stools for the past week or so. Regular - everyday. Massive and firm. The feel so big and nice as they pass through me. Hmmm. Oh yeah.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:56 pm

Gay
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:54 pm

I have had an unbelievable run of good form. Honestly, I am considering giving up wiping altogether as there is just no point. Each one is a solid 10/10 - would pass again. I mean, really.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:00 pm

sounds like you are lacking in greenery. I suggest a nice meat pie with spinach, kale and carrots to assist with your rectal function
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