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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue May 17, 2016 10:23 am

I blame the smoking ban. All the toilets are always occupied. I reckon people are vaping/fapping.

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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue May 17, 2016 12:10 pm

Surprisingly they are free at lunchtime
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Post by LTJ_Nukem » Tue May 17, 2016 12:20 pm

One thing that grinds my goat is people from other floors using our office toilets. They usually piss all over the seats and/or don't bother flushing like they're in Fabric or something.
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Post by Watoo » Tue May 17, 2016 1:14 pm

LTJ_Nukem wrote:One thing that grinds my goat is people from other floors using our office toilets. They usually piss all over the seats and/or don't bother flushing like they're in Fabric or something.
Yes this is a bit of a problem at our place. The other 2 floors are in the building are the sales floors and those guys are animals who come piss up the walls and style our (my) women. One time all the men on our floor got taken into the break-out area by the CEO who screamed that we were all a a bunch of "dirty fucking fuckers" due to the state of the bogs. Really it was a neanderthals downstairs smearing their shit against door handles and throwing their own giz against the bathroom mirror.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by LTJ_Nukem » Tue May 17, 2016 1:18 pm

The dangers of working in the same office as Jung
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue May 17, 2016 2:42 pm

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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by TT_ » Tue May 17, 2016 3:19 pm

get a proper job FFS
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue May 17, 2016 3:57 pm

This is visit 17 of the day.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by shaman » Tue May 17, 2016 7:06 pm

Dan Badbro_ wrote:This is visit 17 of the day.
Your kidneys must be fucked.
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Tue May 17, 2016 9:07 pm

:chin: you think?
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by DJ Racist Haircut » Wed May 18, 2016 8:21 am

I want to know how grown men manage to get toilet paper all over the lavatory floor on such a regular basis.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Wed May 18, 2016 11:09 am

There is some twat who smears shit on the toilet walls in our office. No idea who it is, although I have my suspicions. Its just utterly foul :og:
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by LTJ_Nukem » Wed May 18, 2016 11:27 am

Poo wank eh? Nice.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed May 18, 2016 1:41 pm

Nothing to report
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Wed May 18, 2016 1:48 pm

Doesn't mean you shouldn't report it. Stay vigilant.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Watoo » Wed May 18, 2016 1:50 pm

I stayed out last night trying to bed 22 year old and I'm hungover to fuck today. I have been for a piss about 10 times. I reckon the help desk are beginning to get suspicious.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by LTJ_Nukem » Wed May 18, 2016 2:00 pm

22 year olds? Tiresome isn't it.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Doomo » Wed May 18, 2016 2:20 pm

22? Aren't you old enough to be her grandad? ;)
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by ~Lander~ » Wed May 18, 2016 3:06 pm

I'm with Watoo on this one.
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Re: Toiletwatch

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Wed May 18, 2016 7:39 pm

You have a help desk for picking up young ladies?
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