I'm guessing Saturday.

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I'm guessing Saturday.

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:42 am

Roll up Roll up, ask me anything and I will guess the answer.

Want to know how big Allana's cock is?
Want to know when the next decent breaks tune will be released?
Want to know if Tam's hair is actually doug's beard on holiday? (have you ever seen them in the same room?)


Any questions guessed, no question too big or small.


All proceeds will go to nic_
~Lander~ wrote:I don't want too many sparkles in this
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:55 am

If it takes a bloke a week and half to walk a fortnighth, how long does it take a black clock with clogs on to walk over a barrel of jam?

Think about it!
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:02 am

MATT DAMON
~Lander~ wrote:I don't want too many sparkles in this
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:02 am

Nope
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I'm guessing Saturday.

Post by nic_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:04 am

Your mom
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:08 am

~Lander~ wrote:I don't want too many sparkles in this
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:08 am

nic_ wrote:Your mom
Is at the shops.
~Lander~ wrote:I don't want too many sparkles in this
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:16 am

The answer is two brussel sprouts
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:51 am

Fandango Baglips wrote:The answer is two brussel sprouts
What does deano's ballbag look like?
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Post by Fandango Baglips » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:11 pm

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Remov ... dp_product
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

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Post by 4444 » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:23 pm

Lovely lie in this morning after a 2000 mile trip round england and wales on the motorbike.
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Post by miss_kitty » Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:27 pm

STILL IN MY JIM JAMS MO FOES!
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Post by My Name is Gino » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:01 pm

Sunny in Camden ~~~~~~ woot
Gino's April 2013 House Mix ->
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I'm guessing Saturday.

Post by nic_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:05 pm

Any pics of tans hair dan? I don't have any. S:(
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Post by Dan Badbro_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:14 pm

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~Lander~ wrote:I don't want too many sparkles in this
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Post by TT_ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:06 pm

hahahaha

if it takes a man three hours to walk to london, what colour is my grannie's cat?
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Post by _fries » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:09 pm

grannies pussy lol
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Post by Ren » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:44 pm

Fandango Baglips wrote:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Remov ... dp_product
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

^^^^^ That
Ideal product if you want your balls to feel like you are teabagging someone with a mouth full of a mixture of Listerine and Naga Chilli.....in short perfect.
:lol: Sorry, couldn't resist. As you were. :lurk:
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Re: I'm guessing Saturday.

Post by Ren » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:47 pm

Soon as i did it i noticed the difference very smooth just like a newly built skateboarding ramp,i even got my grans silk scarf to try the silk test,so i bent over backwards over my burgundy colored Irish leather couch whipped down my trousers and Le shark briefs and watched with a great awe as my grannies paisley pattern silk scarf just floated down my pelvic area and came to a halt as it caught my wiry hair on my legs.
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Re: I'm guessing Saturday.

Post by moderate » Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:01 pm

Dan Ramdong_ wrote:Roll up Roll up, ask me anything and I will guess the answer.

Want to know how big Allana's cock is?
Want to know when the next decent breaks tune will be released?
Want to know if Tam's hair is actually doug's beard on holiday? (have you ever seen them in the same room?)


Any questions guessed, no question too big or small.


All proceeds will go to nic_
I borrow David Bellamy's beard on those occasions.

Had nice lunch and a few drinkies for Mrs T's birthday. Now home, who wants to make me some grub?
Enough of this bullshit!
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