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Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:52 am
by Ali Baba
dtism wrote:I embarrassed myself yesterday by getting stuck in my pedals at a junction and keeling over. :oops:
:lol:
I've only ever done it once but it was after my digital speedo thing fell off on to the pavement, I stopped quickly, couldn't get my shoe to unclip and fell over, my face ended up about an inch from a dog that a guy was walking on the pavement :| / :lol:

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:53 am
by lick
Back to work for the first time in 2 weeks post Glasto... not even been in 2 hrs and already horrific... roll on August and notice in time

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:56 am
by Speshal
Dan_Random wrote: Today is No Tears Thursday
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:58 am
by lick
I'm going to be a second Aunty :D

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:03 am
by innocent bystander
that reminds me, apparently i'm a godfather now.

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:26 am
by Erectivebosh_
Ali Mobius wrote:Why is an octopus NSFW?
Tasty imo
You never know when a woman in your office has been subjected to tentacle rape.

One in ten women have.

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:27 am
by moderate
Ali Mobius wrote:
dtism wrote:I embarrassed myself yesterday by getting stuck in my pedals at a junction and keeling over. :oops:
:lol:
I've only ever done it once but it was after my digital speedo thing fell off on to the pavement, I stopped quickly, couldn't get my shoe to unclip and fell over, my face ended up about an inch from a dog that a guy was walking on the pavement :| / :lol:
:lol: Which end of the dog?
A guy got out of the van behind me to help me up as I was having trouble getting my leg out from under the bike, which was nice of him but made it all the more embarrassing really :lol:
Bashed my right knee into the ground and have a bit of a graze. Felt stiff as fuck on my limp home, really thought I'd be off the bike today but strangely it feels less stiff today than it did before. :winner:
Only the 3rd time I've ever done that, gave my pedals and cleats a good lubing this morning :perv:

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:30 am
by innocent bystander
i need new pedals, bearings are grinding in one. considering leaving flats and getting clipless, as my riding shoes have got cleat capability. it's scary though.

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:30 am
by ag4111
New paedos needed

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:31 am
by Ali Baba
dtism wrote:
Ali Mobius wrote:
dtism wrote:I embarrassed myself yesterday by getting stuck in my pedals at a junction and keeling over. :oops:
:lol:
I've only ever done it once but it was after my digital speedo thing fell off on to the pavement, I stopped quickly, couldn't get my shoe to unclip and fell over, my face ended up about an inch from a dog that a guy was walking on the pavement :| / :lol:
:lol: Which end of the dog?
A guy got out of the van behind me to help me up as I was having trouble getting my leg out from under the bike, which was nice of him but made it all the more embarrassing really :lol:
Bashed my right knee into the ground and have a bit of a graze. Felt stiff as fuck on my limp home, really thought I'd be off the bike today but strangely it feels less stiff today than it did before. :winner:
Only the 3rd time I've ever done that, gave my pedals and cleats a good lubing this morning :perv:
I was eye to eye with it, my leg was killing but obviously just had to stand up pretending I hadn't hurt myself at all and cycled off for a 100m or so before stopping for a good swear/leg inspection. The guy appeared quite concerned but I bet he had a good chuckle when I'd cycled on :lol:

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:38 am
by Speshal
clodhoppa wrote:I'm the godfather now.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:41 am
by moderate
clodhoppa wrote:i need new pedals, bearings are grinding in one. considering leaving flats and getting clipless, as my riding shoes have got cleat capability. it's scary though.
It's not really, just takes a bit of getting used to, and if you start off with them really loose you will find you have to concentrate harder on keeping them attached than un-clipping them. Mine just need a bit of a service as they're over 10 years old.

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:50 am
by Jim_Random
One more day left in this job for me - YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never done much work normally anyway so, as you can imagine, I'm doing chuff all today!

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:52 am
by Speshal
@ Jim, just change one timetable so it massively clashes

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:53 am
by Dan Badbro_
Pens, Paper, Post it notes, blank cds, USB pens, Folder covers, batteries, highlighter pens, cd markers, Mouse & Keyboard, screen wipes...

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:00 pm
by _fries
crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever :violin:

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:05 pm
by Speshal
free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.
Austrian SCAB!

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:09 pm
by innocent bystander
free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever :violin:
thought you weren't allowed to cross picket lines or summat?

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:13 pm
by Watoo
Here is a joke I just invented.

How do you get rid of a tough scab?

Picket harder!

Re: Pervert Thursday

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:14 pm
by Erectivebosh_
clodhoppa wrote:
free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever :violin:
thought you weren't allowed to cross picket lines or summat?
I did....

Nah they can't stop you from going into work... Plus you are only really supposed to strike if you are part of the union.