Pervert Thursday

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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Dan Badbro_ » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:15 pm

Watoo wrote:Here is a joke I just invented.

How do you get rid of a tough scab?

Picket harder!
That's good :D
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by _fries » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:17 pm

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free_ wrote:crossed a picket line, doesn't feel great tbh.

few days away from here seems like forever :violin:
thought you weren't allowed to cross picket lines or summat?
I did....

Nah they can't stop you from going into work... Plus you are only really supposed to strike if you are part of the union.
yeah tough one for me. externally funded so no relevance to me but feel for the people on the line.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Bigby » Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:38 pm

He left the body for Mrs Barnett's children, Caitlin, then 11, and Terry, then 14, to find in the bathroom.
I hope some of his fellow inmates are made aware of that piece of information.

Imagine walking in to your mum with a smashed open skull, slit throat and with her tits cut off at age 11. Doesn't get much more fucked up than that.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Jung » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:36 pm

Sounds like Christmas :cool:

Just applied for about 30 jobs, hopefully get something out of this lot :lol:
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Purplehazer » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:32 pm

Hi all, I've been watching the school production all day. I now have all the songs stuck in my head. It's going to a pretty good show I reckon! I'm with reception all day tomorrow :nerv: Need lots of sleep tonight I reckon!

Just waiting for a quote on getting my carpets cleaned.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by My Name is Gino » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:46 pm

I like sex, I need the cash, its a no brainer.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Bigby » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:52 pm

Gino Ginelli wrote:I like sex, I need the cash, its a no brainer.
Please tell me that wasn't in response to the previous post!

;)
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by ag4111 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:57 pm

Ali sex pest for cash
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Bigby » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:03 pm

in a childrens production will clean your carpet
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Purplehazer » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:05 pm

:roll:
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Ali Baba » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:07 pm

ag4111 wrote:Ali sex pest for cash
Sorry Allan, I am only a sex pest to one person on the forum now
although I might make an exception next time I'm in London
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by ag4111 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:08 pm

:pervolin:
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by My Name is Gino » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:15 pm

Bigby wrote:
Gino Ginelli wrote:I like sex, I need the cash, its a no brainer.
Please tell me that wasn't in response to the previous post!

;)
Yeah, carpets being cleaned before is a nice gesture imo.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by hubie » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:10 pm

pedal clips and cycling shoes, how ghey :supergay:

Man up and ride a bmx barefoot or something instead ffs guys
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by DJ Racist Haircut » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:32 pm

Dan_Random wrote:
Watoo wrote:Here is a joke I just invented.

How do you get rid of a tough scab?

Picket harder!
That's good :D
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by hippy dave » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:59 pm

i feel like chicken tonight.
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by moderate » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:50 pm

hippy dave wrote:i feel like chicken tonight.
Did you have chicken? ?

:?:
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by Speshal » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:51 pm

I had liver and bacon with mustard mash
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Re: Pervert Thursday

Post by hippy dave » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:55 pm

not yet, but i certainly will. i might even piss flap my arms while it's cooking.
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