The much hated sick Ipswich jokes thread (Sick Jokes)

chemicalgremlin · **Joined:** Fri May 21, 2004 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1270

Bernard Matthews has put up a £10,000 reward to help catch the Suffolk ripper..

In a comment to police and the media he said

"I've been strangling birds round here for 20 years and this my fucking patch"..........

muddy flumple pants · **Joined:** Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:49 pm **Posts:** 5503

blimey, reading that was hard work!

my housemate told me an ipswich joke last night, but in try Munty style in went in one ear and out the other. I did laugh out loud immediately before reprimanding him for being wrong

NothingLive · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:25 pm

I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:123876

.

Bigby · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:29 pm

NothingLive wrote:

I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs

.

I want to make you suffer, then laugh at you.

I love being a cunt.

NothingLive · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:31 pm

Bigby · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:36 pm

NothingLive wrote:

:lol:

Take me seriously goddam you :evil:

Fucking noobs, got no respect.

:guns:

pitch invader · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:47 pm

NothingLive wrote:

I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:123876

.

Are they NSBers? What name they using Suffolk Kate?

chemicalgremlin · **Joined:** Fri May 21, 2004 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1270

NothingLive wrote:

I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:123876

.

Watching that has made me suffer and not laugh one bit though..

Bloody tranny Emos...

NothingLive · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:24 pm

emo? that likes breakbeat?

Speshal · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:26 pm

NothingLive wrote:

I dunno, I prefer other people's suffering for laughs

*ahem* DJ Fantasy *cough*

chemicalgremlin · **Joined:** Fri May 21, 2004 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1270

NothingLive wrote:

emo? that likes breakbeat?

How am i supposed to know that when they have Emo haircuts and are miming to last christmas dressed in the sort of Santa outfit that my ex used to wear at xmas?????????

Bigby · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:19 pm

NothingLive wrote:

emo? that likes breakbeat?

Are you suggesting you've found an emo who actualy likes something?

Impossible i tell you!

Watoo · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:41 pm

What's the difference between and apple and a dead baby....

...you wipe the cum off the apple before you eat it

burner · **Posted:** Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:03 am

What do you get if you stab a baby again and again and AGAIN :evil:

An erection

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