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Bernard Matthews has put up a £10,000 reward to help catch the Suffolk ripper..

In a comment to police and the media he said

"I've been strangling birds round here for 20 years and this my fucking patch".......... ;)

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blimey, reading that was hard work!

my housemate told me an ipswich joke last night, but in try Munty style in went in one ear and out the other. I did laugh out loud immediately before reprimanding him for being wrong ;)

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I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs :?


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I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs :?

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Take me seriously goddam you :evil:

Fucking noobs, got no respect.

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NothingLive wrote:
I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs :?


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Are they NSBers? What name they using Suffolk Kate?

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NothingLive wrote:
I dunno, I can see how you can find the jokes funny, but I don't think the families and friends of the people murdered would. Its all a matter of opinion I suppose, but I personally prefer jokes that don't rely on other people's suffering for laughs :?


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Watching that has made me suffer and not laugh one bit though..

Bloody tranny Emos... ;)

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emo? that likes breakbeat?

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I dunno, I prefer other people's suffering for laughs :?





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How am i supposed to know that when they have Emo haircuts and are miming to last christmas dressed in the sort of Santa outfit that my ex used to wear at xmas?????????

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Are you suggesting you've found an emo who actualy likes something?

Impossible i tell you!

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