then watch the lady as she spins this way and that...
Really sorry to tell you that Spinning Lady had to get out of the Illusiory business years ago. When the recession hit there just wasn't the demand for Internet illusions any more so she now works in strip club in Ealing. Her act has gone a bit down hill but mainly comprises bidirectional poledancing and shooting black featureless ping pong balls from her equally confusing colourless muff. Heartbreakingly she doesn't even get that much for it becuase the punters often can't work out which side to put the notes in so she has to supplement her income by being the scotland yard sign at weekends or when the sign has got too wasted to come in. Just sad really, it's the bankers fault.
My First WindTurbine(Mark II sooncome!!!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxB-YH-Ik8
Poorly produced irrelevant old music: http://soundcloud.com/dmanic
"It was bad enough to hear him swear like a footballer but I lost my faith completely when he farted on my balls."
(its not breaks - make some breaks)