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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:10 pm 
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After staring at excel for hours I'd almost lost my mind. Its a bit like ketamine after a while....

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:29 pm 
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Wowsers chap :shock:

I sort of know how you feel but in complete reverse, after 2 and a bit years of raising a daughter, found out she wasn't mine, that was a headfuck too.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:30 am 
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Hang on didn't I read this same story by you a while back....but it was a girl from the past?? :sus:


basically deano has been on a quest to find these people for a about a million years and then they both turn up within 12 months of each other

if i was to be romantic about the situation maybe one could say that they have turned up now for a reason, because deano is ready to have them in his life and they are ready for deano and all will be seen


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fayelord wrote:
Hang on didn't I read this same story by you a while back....but it was a girl from the past?? :sus:


basically deano has been on a quest to find these people for a about a million years and then they both turn up within 12 months of each other

if i was to be romantic about the situation maybe one could say that they have turned up now for a reason, because deano is ready to have them in his life and they are ready for deano and all will be seen


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:29 pm 
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Note to self: do not play hide and seek with Deano.

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Clod has been meeting for illicit blindfold sessions in a dark room with a hot white women he met online.

Jeremy Kyle reveals that clod has in fact been banging not only a dude, but a his own estranged half chinese son from a former interracial marriage that ended so badly it left him bitter and incredibly racist.

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I left 14 trillion dollars down the back of the sofa years ago deano

when i looked for it , it was gone

can you find that for me please ?????

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:51 pm 
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Note to self: do not play hide the sausage with Deano.

A wise decision I think.

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Head. Asploded.

My son i've never seen tracked me down. I spoke to him for the first time in my life last night. I'd been looking for him for ever. He's 19 and I didn't even know what he looked like, nor he I, where he lived or if he even knew about me..... the result of a short lived relationship when I was 19.

Utterly. Fucking. Mental. 12. Months.

It's beyond a headfuck. :crack: to infinity.......

Amazing and utterly bewildering to have a fully grown adult contact you as their father when you've never set eyes on them. It's a combination of the best thing ever and the most utterly mindblowing thing ever.

Imagine you had previously embarked on a homosexual relationship with him without knowing he was your son? :crack:

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Clod has been meeting for illicit blindfold sessions in a dark room with a hot white women he met online.

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Fucking hell, I missed that one. Deano's last 12 months is definitely book material. I hope it's all going well for him.

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WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? :perv:

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On one occasion I was dead and then my pet cat came and pissed on my face

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it is a story phobnic_.... It was serialised on BBC3 under the title 'True Love Tsunami'. Deano's just plagiarising.

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