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iClod

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:28 am

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Fandango Baglips wrote:

Do i strike you as the type of man who goes in waitrose?

i just thing you've not thought it through. while i admire your brand loyalty, and am stunned by the level of products in your local tesco, i bet you're not in your local tesco when the zombie apocalypse happens. and if you're collecting clubcard points, you'll have to use the self serve tills to get them for your breadboards etc. as you won't be able to tell which till people are zombies or not.

wouldn't want to be waiting for the 'wrong item in bagging area' lady to be alerting zombies of my position tbh.

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If it helps the image further, i always go to bed dressed like wee willie winkie.

i know. easier access. :perv:

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Fandango Baglips

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:33 am

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Yeah but the reason i am in tesco when the zombies run in is because i am doing my bi-weekly shop unaware of the madness about to happen. Then its straight to the diy section.

If only i was in b&q when it happened

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Bing Jesus

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:36 am

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I doubt that'd happen to be honest, you' be able to spot the signs pretty early i reckon. Mass hospitalisation, 'riots' in A&E wards, girlfriend locked in the bathroom banging her hands against the door until her hands are scraped down to bloodied stumps... etc etc

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Fandango Baglips

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:39 am

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Yes but the damn gvement put it down to a flu epidemic. They told us all to stay inside but i needed a few bits

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Fandango Baglips

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:40 am

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How the fuck has this thread derailed into a zombie outbreak in tesco? :lol:

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hubie

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:41 am

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Winning zombie thread :badger:

Ok my list...

boobs
chocolate
cheese
good moosics
Arsenal winning
sunny weather
zombie threads

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iClod

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:42 am

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Fandango Baglips wrote:

How the fuck has this thread derailed into a zombie outbreak in tesco? :lol:

nobody expects a zombie outbreak tbh. it's how it works :lol:

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Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:46 am

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Walter Odington

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:26 am

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Bingo Jesus wrote:

I have re-occurring zombie apocalypse dreams, i'm usually a bit tense in them so technically they're nightmares but i love having them!

My favourite was one where i got bitten and was infected, but before i fully turned i realised i could avoid eating people if i filled up on bread, i was stood in my local co-op shoving french sticks in my mouth when i woke up...

Fandango Baglips wrote:

I coud use the sellotape to attach to smallish wooden chopping boards to my foreams like some kind of shield used for backhanding zombie attempts at biting me before sinking the knife into the brain.

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Biggles

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:27 am

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Good sativa.

Good food.

Good friends.

A special lady.

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Bing Jesus

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:29 am

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No time for love bigby, the zombie apocalypse is upon us. Re-population is out of the question.

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danphobic

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:38 am

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I wonder if you could infect the wolves with teh zombie virus. Then, technically the wolves should all bite each other. Then you get a pack of zombie wolves which I would imagine would try to eat the zombie humans.
There are not enough samurai swords in Zombie films if you ask me. If you had a really sharp blade it would be more just like having fun, playfully decapitating the slow walking mongs, limbs flying hither and thither.

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Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:44 am

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davesecurity wrote:

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Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:56 am

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holidays from work.

good feedback.

nice weather.

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Erebus_

Post subject: Re: What makes you happy?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:07 am

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shaman wrote:

good feedback.

How many volts does it for you?

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