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The sort of beauty that makes god wish he existed to be able to claim her as his creation, but then realised that if he tried he would have messed it up, because he's pretend, so he gave up and didn't bother. It was all her. The sort of beauty that FHM would look at, in confusion, try to fap but miss the point completely and miss it's glossy stapled stroke and then anticlimax into it's colour print scented corner shop mid-shelf sock of despair, to recoil into the cold inexplicably damp feeling single bed of it's one bedroom apartment and dream of love.
Oh and also as you rightly noted, the subject of one of the campest and most highly loaded of the carry on catchphrases.




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So you have tings for Hattie Jaques

this is all getting a bit coronation street...
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So you have tings for Hattie Jaques

this is all getting a bit coronation street...


eurgh, no way, she's well fat.

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Berates and blates are my last two. i'm baffled by tams last one tho.

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Berates and blates are my last two. i'm baffled by tams last one tho.



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