If it's worse than Blackpool then I feel for you and your evening

its fun to stay at the yyyyyyyyyyyymca

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My mate got taken away, strip searched and bum fingered by the police..... Being so gurned up in the cue that he decided to try and give the sniffer dog a hug was probably his downfall. Our crew out representing Cornwall in fine fashion as usual

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ahh, them bays don't get out to the town much but when they do....

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Awww wish the police had fingered me, will remember to hug a dog next time

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hugging sniffer dogs FTW

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Whichever one of you was in a trance during your set won my heart! One of the most rock'n'roll things I've seen in years. It was like the hi eq knob was hardwired to your eyes, so each time you tweaked you peaked. Fucking legendary

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So yeah I got kicked out too. Think I was there for less than an hour.

We got the message that dogs were on the door so I decided to leave all the bud at home. What i didn't realise was that they'd be doing searching inside the club.
I went into the main room to catch the end of Elite Force and was boogying in the corner and fancied a little tickle of posh. I'd been to the toilet to have things earlier but didn't think this would be a problem as I was only having a dab. I had a couple of baggies with me (one with better stuff than the other) and was just trying to figure out which was which when someone came over with a light. At first I thought it was someone being helpful with a keyring light or something, but then once he'd grabbed my arm I realised i was in the shit. They marched me to the door with the wife following behind screaming that it was my birthday - bless her for trying but I don't think that would make much difference.
When i got outside they searched me again but thankkfully only going through my pockets, not my bumhole. They found the two bags plus an empty one and then started to say I was dealing - aow nao!!

I convinced him that it was indeed my birthday and that I like taking lots of rugs, also pointing out that if I was dealing I was obviously pretty shit at it.
They took the chop and let me go. The wife tried to argue that if they're kicking me out they might as well give me my rugs back - again, this didn't work but it was a nice try.

Thankfully the guy didn't search me very well and therefore didn't find the g of Mandy in my wallet - I think that would have been me well and truely farked.

This is the first time I've ever been kicked out of a club for rugs. Let's hope it's the last.

So in total it cost me £60 to drive down London, £50 in taxis to and from the club, £12 for a ticket and lord knows how much in naughty stuff all to last for 40 minutes - what a bellend!

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Well that's 39 minutes longer than usual I guess.....

The ol birthday chestnut

Maybe it wasn't a wise idea for me to announce to the toilet attendant what I was going to do and to keep an eye out......

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so much win in this thread

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yeah it took a while to get going, but has pretty much served its purpose.

Any more stories are more than welcome of course

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Next Bass[sic] parties:
> 14th June @ Bells Of Shoreditch - Evil Nine, Purge, Hubie, Big Nick D, Rejectbeats + Jung | 10pm-6am | £5 before midnight, £8 after
> 13th July - Elite Force Boat Party - Elite Force + Special Guests - BUY TICKETS HERE!

yes, maybe, as then i would have been 2 grams of k, a gram of coke and some mandy bombs better off

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