bit late in with my thoughts - just couldnt gte through the top 10 last night
anyone that uses beatport as measuring stick of wots good bro is def totes bait seen merkle man
anyway some unabriged hate and bile:1. Dylan Rhymes - Silent Duck
omg its all glitch edits then it reverse drops into some awful distorted stabbing noises and a sample saying 'funky duck'
electrpo house with a touch of brostep and some breaks loops chcuked on top2. Elite Force - Society Suicides
same sickening high pitch grinding noises and lfo rate rapedowns b2b teh classic rev snar and then .... wait.... some gehy sci fi sample crafted from dvd rip for the bros - BANG THE DROP IS MASSIFlylghey.
electrpo house with a touch of brostep and some breaks loops chcuked on top
1/103. Refracture - Jahova Revamp
again the same filthy lead that eclipses and drums and some awful vocal effectorz. is it a mix between 'jah' and 'jehovas witness'?
only someone well into religion could write something so uninspired. also features a 6 minute menatl breakdown
tearout electrohouse4. Blazer - Skill Chypher
Has sum 'bangen albeit static' drums so gets some points but then the screaming comes in leading too an oddly placed halftime 'dub' styled breakdown - then back into the start. not as awful as it should of been judging by the name.
3/105. Keith Mckenzie & Dj Fixx - Get Ill
fuckign horrendous vocals and default drums
'so fresh so crisp' 'get crunk lets get ill' 'bbbbb aaa ccc kkk again' white noise rise - leeetttsss get ill
0/106. Colombo - Clubbing
well well well this is a very stramge little one LOL. tearout for the midlands clubbing set back from a shit bar in spain reliving the fuckign awful sunburnt holiday binge they just had.
best bit is before the 'drop' it has a sample that goes ' Lovely sentrum?'
0/107. Under This - Funkualize
'its your - lets go retro' then the flamenco
6 minute buildup its bascially trance with no love and a bright stabbing noise that links to the obvious disco lineage employed by these talented and being shit producers. utilises the 'disko rekkah' sample to grate effect. beatport says e minor which should mean eurphorci melancholic - it doesnt lol8. Agresivnes - Olive Tree
artist name is spelt wrong this always pissed me off so im not listening to it.
fuckign awful tripe. avoid9. Colombo - Clap your hands
clau ur hands just clap ur hands clau ur hands just clap ur hands
has no one realised that the time has passed for pitched down rnb vox has well passed. this guy is still chopping up sample pack funk samples lol. fuckign shit tune. has a wooh and a breatbeat. so wot.10. DJ Icey - Knocks
feel sick and i know its going to be the same shit so i put enya on instead
I like how you started off giving marks out of 10 and by the end were obviously so intensely bothered about spelling everything wrong that you didn't.