Flange: People are so desperate for work, they are prepared to sit in an office for 8 hours doing the most mundane of tasks, being subjected to terrible dad jokes all for a pittance. Its the terrible state our economy is in.

But yes, I was thinking about this and I reckon that anyone can have an intern. The problem is, they aren't normally very good and need a lot of looking after, a bit like a spider plant.

emma is right, as usual

I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

How could you make your current job better?
Are you managing anyone at the moment? Maybe try to blag an intern. Register on http://www.internwise.co.uk.

We pay ours, but you don't have to. It could be a useful sidetrack and free you up for some more strategic thinking (i.e. get them to do everything) Plus you get some management experience and thats another feather in your cap. Only choose the fit ones, do not underestimate the healing power of eye candy.

nick me a tank?

:harold steptoe voice:

DAMO you dirty old man



doug, quit yr job , spin the wheel, bit of excitement etc / go freelance IT

I'm going to own a windturbine company at somepoint. There will be mandatory bumbings. Board meetings will be decided on who can survive rounds of jager/2cb and a whim. We'll drive up and down the country putting giant windturbines on farms and festivals to bolster the farming industry. We'll give massive consessions to the poorest in the country and run community based projects that let residents work on their own community turbines. There will be at least 1 day a fortnight where wigs must be worn at all times.
We'll need people to do webstuff more than likely. Someones gonna need to 'googlemaps' all of our installation destinations. We'll need the finest selection of biscuits that it's possible for a tearoom to possess. We'll need a pretend 'Daley Thompson's decent into meth' twitter account because we can. We'll need two female and two male company bicycles. We'll need an accountant. We'll need people to help install the shiz all up and down the country.

(its not breaks - make some breaks)