That's a phrase you don't hear very often. That's some crazy ass shit dangling above a motorway to escape an intercity train. That's the sort of moment you look back on and wonder how you are still here! I've done some really dumb shit in my time. A high percentage of it was in Spain. Waking up in spanish hospital after going out on my own and intoxicating myself silly. Also chasing some algerian ganster types (who'd stole a load of hash) through the spanish streets and into a club toilet, when I suddenly realised that I am a massive jessie who has never had a fight in his/her life and they probably had weapons. I basically left them in there and made a quick exit and left them hiding in the toilet.

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My First WindTurbine(Mark II sooncome!!!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxB-YH-Ik8

Poorly produced irrelevant old music: http://soundcloud.com/dmanic
"It was bad enough to hear him swear like a footballer but I lost my faith completely when he farted on my balls."

Wow you must really like the slug and lettuce, or just slugs? I love finding stuff the next day and trying to work out where I have been. It's usually just expensive receipts for rounds

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My First WindTurbine(Mark II sooncome!!!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxB-YH-Ik8

Poorly produced irrelevant old music: http://soundcloud.com/dmanic
"It was bad enough to hear him swear like a footballer but I lost my faith completely when he farted on my balls."

Friend of mine a decade back narrowly avoided electrocuting himself after being convinced by lemons and JD that it was a good idea to try to spray-paint the side of a railway bridge using a makeshift abseiling rig supported by his housemate. Fell a considerable distance onto the third rail, receiving 2nd degree burns and if memory serves me, a broken leg.

That scared him straight.

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That, my good man, is why I fight so hard to not get on the ride called life that turns most people into robots.

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You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience opaquely clear

Biggers, are you actually becoming a sixth former?

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Going out last night

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As he doesn't fall over or into a tree I actually feel that is worthy of a

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You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience opaquely clear

Danny are you actually turning into a drone?

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You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience opaquely clear

I don't ever fall over

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That's how a Watoo wobbles when a watoo was what they call drunk !?!?
If that's a watoo in it's native environment, then watoo's are tall.

Nice moves dude!

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My First WindTurbine(Mark II sooncome!!!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxB-YH-Ik8

Poorly produced irrelevant old music: http://soundcloud.com/dmanic
"It was bad enough to hear him swear like a footballer but I lost my faith completely when he farted on my balls."

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Ha ha - top work that man. I may have been known to occasionally rock those moves.

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You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience opaquely clear

I got my money back today

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Sweet moves watoo

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