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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:41 pm 
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it's probably for the best i broke both my legs


That's a phrase you don't hear very often. That's some crazy ass shit dangling above a motorway to escape an intercity train. That's the sort of moment you look back on and wonder how you are still here! I've done some really dumb shit in my time. A high percentage of it was in Spain. Waking up in spanish hospital after going out on my own and intoxicating myself silly. Also chasing some algerian ganster types (who'd stole a load of hash) through the spanish streets and into a club toilet, when I suddenly realised that I am a massive jessie who has never had a fight in his/her life and they probably had weapons. I basically left them in there and made a quick exit and left them hiding in the toilet.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:51 pm 
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I have just found a receipt in my bag from slug and lettuce .......and an unflated balloon that says "I love slug"...

:lol: Wow you must really like the slug and lettuce, or just slugs? I love finding stuff the next day and trying to work out where I have been. It's usually just expensive receipts for rounds :(

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:35 pm 
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Friend of mine a decade back narrowly avoided electrocuting himself after being convinced by lemons and JD that it was a good idea to try to spray-paint the side of a railway bridge using a makeshift abseiling rig supported by his housemate. Fell a considerable distance onto the third rail, receiving 2nd degree burns and if memory serves me, a broken leg.

That scared him straight.

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That's the problem with things you do all the time, you just do it on autopilot.


That, my good man, is why I fight so hard to not get on the ride called life that turns most people into robots.

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Biggers, are you actually becoming a sixth former?

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this leaves me crying for the good old days of skrilex



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Going out last night :lol:

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As he doesn't fall over or into a tree I actually feel that is worthy of a :app:

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Biggers, are you actually becoming a sixth former?


Danny are you actually turning into a drone?

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As he doesn't fall over or into a tree I actually feel that is worthy of a :app:


I don't ever fall over ;)

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:lol: That's how a Watoo wobbles when a watoo was what they call drunk !?!?
If that's a watoo in it's native environment, then watoo's are tall.

Nice moves dude!

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Biggers, are you actually becoming a sixth former?


Danny are you actually turning into a drone?



:cow:

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As he doesn't fall over or into a tree I actually feel that is worthy of a :app:


I don't ever fall over ;)



Ha ha - top work that man. I may have been known to occasionally rock those moves. :love:

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I got my money back today :D

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Sweet moves watoo :app: :lol:

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