News just in. This from the AP:
Higgs Boson may contain traces of nuts!
Distraught LHC scientists are having to frantically backtrack this afternoon after it was discovered that whilst they thought they had detected a new particle, the so-called 'God particle', the smallest ever detected, they had in fact, actually detected a stray M&M that had fallen from an engineers family sized packet whilst conducting checks early this morning. The peanut snack had fallen into the Muon Spectrometer and was propelled at the speed of light around the cross-border subterranean toroidal research structure where boffins have been conducting experiments and playing penny-up for the last ten years.
An engineer has been quoted as saying:
"I could understand if it had been lunch time, but the checks were at 4:00 this morning, who eats m and m's at four in the morning?"
A sullen scientist who did not want to be named claimed that " the energy levels at which the orange M and M decayed, precisely matched our expected model of the higgs boson, which is why we hadn't opened the detectors to inspect for chocolate coated treats"
Mars Confectionary issued a statement shortly after the discovery to deny all liability saying "similarly to children choking, there is a clearly marked warning on the packaging advising against theoretical physics whilst getting crunchy"
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