Nowadays I find it very hard to come by just thinking about sexual situations and porn is nearly always required to assist me on my journey of enlightenment. Next step will probably be jager strangulation tbh.

What works for you?

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wanker

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Memory wanks aren't worth shit anymore. I would hate for the internet to go down and have to resort to stick men porn like Randy in South Park.

nudevista
cliphunter
wankspider

I'll no doubt end up as depraved as Roger from American Dad iin a few years.

Wankspider

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Yeah my old workmate told me about that and I thought he was having a laugh because he knows I hate spiders and it would link to some silly gif off a spider wanking.

Turns out it directed me to buckets of fuck.

Let's set up a porn website baglips to make £££

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We could call it...

www.porniversalrudios.co.uk

you could call it a lot of things.

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Oh look I has signature
Don't bother following me on twitter or befriending me on facebook unless of course you want to. kthxbai
Like our page though on the book of faces!

Casual Breakin' & me doing tunes 'n' that
on :: http://www.nsbraio.co.uk
2nd Sat of the month 3 -5pm

One day you know I might even record a mix, don't hold your breath though.

you could call it 'extradite.me.uk'

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Who do we have an extradition treaty with for wanking?

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You don't know me let alone my intent
Actions do not always self represent
I don't feel urgency in explaining
My conscience opaquely clear

Mongolia

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can't come unless I'm being watched by seven of the dwarf from Don't Look Now

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Oh look I has signature
Don't bother following me on twitter or befriending me on facebook unless of course you want to. kthxbai
Like our page though on the book of faces!

Casual Breakin' & me doing tunes 'n' that
on :: http://www.nsbraio.co.uk
2nd Sat of the month 3 -5pm

One day you know I might even record a mix, don't hold your breath though.

Yeah but it has been my dream of setting up a porn business called Porniversal Rudios and having the first release called Dirty Bird Catches The Sperm. In fact, all the titles will be ripped off from famous sayings or titles of songs/films in true tacky porn title fashion.

I will pay the top pornstars to star in my films and each one will feature this unknown pornstar (me) but then the director doesn't put this scene in the final version. I then have my own private collection of porn starring me and various other top porn stars.

And you get syphilis and go blind?

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Oh look I has signature
Don't bother following me on twitter or befriending me on facebook unless of course you want to. kthxbai
Like our page though on the book of faces!

Casual Breakin' & me doing tunes 'n' that
on :: http://www.nsbraio.co.uk
2nd Sat of the month 3 -5pm

One day you know I might even record a mix, don't hold your breath though.

As Shaman suggested, sell more phones and make it happen.

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