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Ali BaBa
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I have no idea why I all of a sudden gone from having burnt hands to having no arms at all :?


natural progression of inclusivity.

get a sharp knife in your mouth. slice the packet and splay it on the table, pubsharing stylee, then bury your face in crisps.

not those kettle chips though. they're razor blades in a fucking packet.

In other, pretty OMC and slightly related to the above news I got an absolutely ridiculously evil kitchen knife for my birthday. It's got a core of an incredibly brittle metal that takes a stupidly sharp edge sandwiched between more normal metal to stop it snapping.

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I have just been angered by a packet of Marks and Spncers crisps.


They say that they are 'handcooked' yet it's impossible to cook anything in your hands.


I once drunkenly called the helpline on the back of a packet of kettle chips and ranted about this at their answer machine. About 4 weeks later they sent me a load of printed sheets off their website to me through the post, which was wierd because i didnt recall having given them my address.... :?


THAT'LL BE THE NINJAS.

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Aliday wrote:
iClod wrote:
Fandango Baglips wrote:
I have no idea why I all of a sudden gone from having burnt hands to having no arms at all :?


natural progression of inclusivity.

get a sharp knife in your mouth. slice the packet and splay it on the table, pubsharing stylee, then bury your face in crisps.

not those kettle chips though. they're razor blades in a fucking packet.

In other, pretty OMC and slightly related to the above news I got an absolutely ridiculously evil kitchen knife for my birthday. It's got a core of an incredibly brittle metal that takes a stupidly sharp edge sandwiched between more normal metal to stop it snapping.

I am sure you are all thrilled to know this :violin:


if it ain't ceramic, we don't care :P

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iClod wrote:
are you seriously saying that m&s hire ninja assassins to cook their crisps?

i supposed that'd explain the expense.

it doesn't explain what a working class lad like baglips is doing getting his crisps from m&s though. red mill should be good enough for anyone ffs.



Went in for some milk at it's only 49p a pint and slap bang next to where I am working. Fancied some McCoys S&V but had to settle for these 'handcooked' crisps.

Wank. I think as soon as somebody tries to ponce up the crisps by labelling them 'seasalt...' you know they are going to be massivley shit and in no way anywhere near the lip burning magnitude of McCoys.
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not just any wank. m&s wank.

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Exactly. I want my 85p back :(
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FOR A BAG OF CRISPS?

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Fandango Baglips wrote:
iClod wrote:
are you seriously saying that m&s hire ninja assassins to cook their crisps?

i supposed that'd explain the expense.

it doesn't explain what a working class lad like baglips is doing getting his crisps from m&s though. red mill should be good enough for anyone ffs.



Went in for some milk at it's only 49p a pint and slap bang next to where I am working. Fancied some McCoys S&V but had to settle for these 'handcooked' crisps.

Wank. I think as soon as somebody tries to ponce up the crisps by labelling them 'seasalt...' you know they are going to be massivley shit and in no way anywhere near the lip burning magnitude of McCoys.

You ooze irony from every orifice.

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hubie wrote:
paging Deano and Shaman: apparently Betty has missed his flight home from Barcelona and is now stuck there. Oh the hardship

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Oh dear :circularsaw:
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