I like the dude on something for weekend, he's liek:
" so you need east african roasted salt, pasteurised sardinian blood orange juice, not before 2002, a shot of aramaic jizzwalk spirit, half a cup of ambrosia of the heavens, a shot of the elixir of youth, handful of saffron, sprinkle of meth amphet, the sweat of a french grape crusher, the air from the inside of an ancient walnut and then shake it all up and give it to tim lovejoy the alcoholic, all available from tesco"
although there is no something for the weekend anymore, it has moved to channel 4, got renamed Sunday Brunch, and they have ditched Louise THANK FUCK
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emma is right, as usual