Subscribe to the Breaks Mailing List
HOME   :  GENERAL  :  MUSIC  :  MIXES  :  DJ CHARTS  :  PRODUCTION  :  UNSIGNED TUNES  :  EVENTS  :  FEATURES
OFF TOPIC  :  OTHER MUSIC  :  NEWBIES  :  SELL SWAP WANT  :  FORUM INFO
Go to NSB Radio - Online Breakbeat Radio Station
Go to NSB Radio - Online Breakbeat Radio Station
  128K STREAM Launch Radio in WinAMP Launch Radio in Windows Media Player Launch Radio in RealPlayer Launch Radio in iTunes Launch Web Player
  24K STREAM Launch Radio in WinAMP Launch Radio in Windows Media Player Launch Radio in RealPlayer Launch Radio in iTunes Launch Web Player
ON NOW :: SNEAKER & THE DRYER'S 24 HOUR MARATHON...

SHOW TIMETABLE : CHAT ROOM : DOWNLOAD MP3 ARCHIVES
It is currently Wed May 22, 2013 9:46 pm




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 5
  [ 62 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next
  Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Speshal
 Post subject: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:22 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 17, 2004 7:14 pm
Posts: 24120
Location: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, suggestive dancing, some heavy drinking, and language
"Hello can I have an ambulance please, I'm bleeding quite a lot as I'm a twat and walked through a plate glass window"

"Is it serious sir? we won't send an ambulance unless it is serious sir"

"It's pretty serious, I'm bleeding quite a lot"

"Are you about to die sir?"

"I don't fucking know"

"No need to swear sir........"

That was the conversation I had with check sheet Sander and the cunt didn't send an ambulance

I managed to stem the flow myself, yeah that dark shit is an awful lot of blood.


You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.

_________________
Clicky for mixes
Image


Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on OrkutShare on DiggShare on MySpaceShare on DeliciousShare on Technorati
Top
 Profile  
 
Speshal
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:30 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 17, 2004 7:14 pm
Posts: 24120
Location: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, suggestive dancing, some heavy drinking, and language
This doesn't warrant an ambulance for a few stitches apparently.

According to 999 I have to wake my neighbour up to drive me to hospital or call a taxi to take me 25 miles to my nearest A&E.....

Da Fuq?



Image

Image

Image

Image

_________________
Clicky for mixes
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
lightshapers
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:32 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:54 am
Posts: 4880
Location: you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work
fucking hell man wtf are you doing on here. taxi & a+e or ring them again ffs


how the fuck did you manage that. get the fuck of the internet and to the hospital :lol:

_________________



http://soundcloud.com/lightshapers
http://www.myspace.com/lightshapers
https://twitter.com/lightshapers
Top
 Profile  
 
nic_
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 1:43 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:17 am
Posts: 18963
wtf
jesus lol
go to hospital! get off a breaks forum - demand a ambulance.
looks grim!

_________________
:)
BROSTEP
:)

100% cotton sheets and matching duvet cover plus pillows
500tpi

Summer White Theme
Top
 Profile  
 
Speshal
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:41 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 17, 2004 7:14 pm
Posts: 24120
Location: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, suggestive dancing, some heavy drinking, and language
Pfffft

I would have gone to hospital had they picked me up, you know, with stitches and shit, actually I would have gone and met them out the front for a quick suture but the dick on the phone didn't think it was important.

Super glue (look up it's original purpose) and electrical tape fixes all bleeding.

I'm still concious, not in shock as yet

_________________
Clicky for mixes
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
nic_
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 2:46 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:17 am
Posts: 18963
:lol:
best call a mate up for a lift then imo
some serious cuts

_________________
:)
BROSTEP
:)

100% cotton sheets and matching duvet cover plus pillows
500tpi

Summer White Theme
Top
 Profile  
 
fayelord
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:14 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:16 pm
Posts: 1865
Location: With me GaryRobotLegs
I am going to throw up............

Are you ok?
Top
 Profile  
 
fayelord
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:25 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:16 pm
Posts: 1865
Location: With me GaryRobotLegs
Ahhhhhhh - I've just made the connection to your last post......

Speshal wrote:
I'm going to get my motherfucking DIY on.

Beer, check!
Plasters, check!
Instructions, meh who needs them
Hammer, check!
Power tools, check!


seriously tho, I hope you've got some stitches....and don't do them yourself..... :shock:
Top
 Profile  
 
Speshal
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 7:52 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Mon May 17, 2004 7:14 pm
Posts: 24120
Location: Rated PG-13 for sexual content, suggestive dancing, some heavy drinking, and language
fayelord wrote:
Ahhhhhhh - I've just made the connection to your last post......

Speshal wrote:
I'm going to get my motherfucking DIY on.

Beer, check!
Plasters, check!
Instructions, meh who needs them
Hammer, check!
Power tools, check!


seriously tho, I hope you've got some stitches....and don't do them yourself..... :shock:


:lol: think I might nip dwn to minor injuries in a bit

_________________
Clicky for mixes
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
iClod
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:00 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:59 pm
Posts: 37720
Location: ego sum vocem rationis. bitches.
are you about to die sir?

i'd have said yes. then i'd have reported them for asking a fatuous stupid fucking question. then found out where the fucker lived, cut them up, and then told them they can't ring an ambulance.

cunts. fuxake spesh, get to hospital. that's a very important walking muscle you've sliced into there.

_________________
Image
tunes // radio // web/blog/netlabel // myspace
Clodhoppa - Looking For The Exit - full artist album. Get it here!
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
4444
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:08 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:04 pm
Posts: 4441
this will improve once it's privatised
Top
 Profile  
 
iClod
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:13 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:59 pm
Posts: 37720
Location: ego sum vocem rationis. bitches.
well i hope so. i mean, if i have to pay for a service i want it to be...

oh, hold on...

_________________
Image
tunes // radio // web/blog/netlabel // myspace
Clodhoppa - Looking For The Exit - full artist album. Get it here!
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
4444
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:19 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:04 pm
Posts: 4441
:lol:
Top
 Profile  
 
Fandango Baglips
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:25 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:05 pm
Posts: 20482
Location: NSB spokesman 2012.
Image

It's a flesh wound
Top
 Profile  
 
ag4111
 Post subject: Re: The NHS
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 8:45 am 
Offline
Forum Veteran
Forum Veteran
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:11 am
Posts: 101750
Location: Spreading the fear with Shaman
The first thing I would definitely do if I was injured would be to post on NSB. "Ao nao my arm has been cut off, must post first!"

Spesh seems to be very accident prone/clumsy

_________________
Image
Nitrat wrote:
I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 5
  [ 62 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

Board index » OFF TOPIC » OFF TOPIC

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Biggles, Google [Bot] and 6 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by iwtf.net & thetwopercent.co.uk