Parents. Around or not we all have/had em. Possibly guardians. But they're all frickin embarssing or have some proper good stories from back in' day.

My mum and stepdad met in a lemonade factory where they both worked. My mum fell off a crate and my dad caught her by her boobs. Romance!

Share your yarns wit meh.

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My Mum and Dad met when they were 15 and are still together.

She was told to stay away as he was a bit of a womans man.
He swears to this day that they were getting him mixed up with his mate.

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I don't have any amusing yarns I'm afraid. My mum hasn't been around for a very long time, almost longer than I can remember, and all amusing anecdotes about my dad require me to impersonate his scottish accent while making him out to be more tight fisted than he actually was.

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In b4 dans mom.
My parents are good. Not much more to share on a breaks forum tbh. Best anecdote is dad dodging the Vietnam draft by buying a sick mans piss and sneaking it into the test.

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Mine are old and decrepit, smell of wee and moan in supermarkets.

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genetics eh?

I don't smell of wee!

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My dad's stories range from beating up mods on the regular, crashing more motorbikes than most people have even owned, getting up to all sorts of dodgy stuff whilst working in east Africa and breaking his neck in a horrific car accident when he was younger than I am now.

My mum is a saint and has basically spent most of her adult life trying to keep him alive

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This sums up my old man (rip) doing what he loved, playing his guitar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RjvvMPx ... ata_player

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not yet eh?

is that your dad's band?

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yep sadly 3 of the 4 have all passed away

they were superb tho

couple more here if you like

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yeah they're brilliant - i do like me a bit of blues. you must be really proud of him. will have a listen to those others when i get in!

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most definitely, got all his album covers framed in the livingroom and still love going thru his awesome record collection

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My dad is the toughest motherfucker I know, 15 years in the Army, drove a Lorry until he retired has had two heart attacks and now is beating bladder cancer for the second time, smokes like he is a fucking Beagle in a research lab.

Proper South London born and bred, grew up with and still knows some very shady people but never got into any of it himself, has some great storys.

he is 78 years old, at the beginning of last year he was arrested, he plays allot of golf and him and his mate were playing in some matchplay competition with two younger guys at Beckingham Golf course cant remember exactly how but they cheated at some point and my old man just gave them the hole which then went on to cost them the match, when one of the blokes tried to take the piss after the game my old man pulled him up about them cheating and this guy squared up to him (he was in his 50s) so my old man knocked out 3 of his front teeth, the other bloke called the police who took him to the station but let him off with a warning.