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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:06 pm 
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if it takes a man three hours to walk to london, what colour is my grannie's cat?

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Fandango Baglips wrote:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_rdp_product

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Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)



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Ideal product if you want your balls to feel like you are teabagging someone with a mouth full of a mixture of Listerine and Naga Chilli.....in short perfect.


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Soon as i did it i noticed the difference very smooth just like a newly built skateboarding ramp,i even got my grans silk scarf to try the silk test,so i bent over backwards over my burgundy colored Irish leather couch whipped down my trousers and Le shark briefs and watched with a great awe as my grannies paisley pattern silk scarf just floated down my pelvic area and came to a halt as it caught my wiry hair on my legs.


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Roll up Roll up, ask me anything and I will guess the answer.

Want to know how big Allana's cock is?
Want to know when the next decent breaks tune will be released?
Want to know if Tam's hair is actually doug's beard on holiday? (have you ever seen them in the same room?)


Any questions guessed, no question too big or small.


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I borrow David Bellamy's beard on those occasions.

Had nice lunch and a few drinkies for Mrs T's birthday. Now home, who wants to make me some grub?

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