Hey wait a minute I totally fukcing forgot.
The other week I had just moved into my house next to a pub. I wondered home having drunk with my mate and decided on a lonesome pint in the new pub to introduce myself. Came out for a ciggie about midnight on a friday and this 35-40 ish woman came wobbling across the road and slumped on the seats out side the pub next to me. She closed her eyes and heaped over still sitting but not looking very homeward bound her bag all on display and that. I wondered over and said " I hope you're not falling asleep there? " I live at the top of commercial road, so not a cool palce for innebriated ladies with purses and shit to lose. She said : 'no no I'm fine' so I went back inside not wanting to harrass this woman. But popped back out about 5 minutes later to check and she was sparko. With her bag over her shoulder. So this time I'm like " hey, you're definitely falling asleep, yu need to go home'. It took me ages to get her to talk to me. I think she had been at a work do. She couldn't talk she was so drunk. She had a big ol cut on her knee and I eventually managed to find out she lived in west wickham. So I was like, shit there's no way you're getting a tube and a train, you can't fucking speak. I would have to carry her and there is no guarantee we would get to whereever it is that takes you to west wickham. So I'm like "you have money right? Right I'll hail you a cab." We must have tried about 6 cabs and they all either looked at her and said no, or said west wickham was too far. I got her talking in the end and she wanted to stay out drinking and I was like 'nooooooooooooooo way' .
After about half an hour one cabbie was like "west wickham' yeah I'm going that way hop in"
Yay, drunk lady got home and didn't get stolen in Whitechappy. Wooo. I had a warm feeling after that.
Either that or you handed here to a rapist cabbie who thought he was quids in.
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