I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

Guardian: Frothy Skinny Decaff Frapuccino newspapre for liberals who also like to be gently outraged over a bagel.

the sun makes my bum sore

I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

the guardian is seemingly written by undergraduates who like to spit the dummy a lot.

Try sitting in the shade mate

lucky we have the internet tbh.

I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

the guardian is seemingly written by undergraduates who like to spit the dummy a lot.

the independent is worth reading but tends to go on eco crusades which are very boring.

times quite good, as is the telegraph although ostensibly quite right wing.

you guys are spoilt for decent broadsheet media in the UK you have no idea. lucky we have the internet tbh.