I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

I'm cute.. You on the other side, don't even dare to post a pic up because you're some fat geek with no life at all and pretty insane and boring, basically you're fucking shite.

So yeah I got kicked out too. Think I was there for less than an hour.

We got the message that dogs were on the door so I decided to leave all the bud at home. What i didn't realise was that they'd be doing searching inside the club.
I went into the main room to catch the end of Elite Force and was boogying in the corner and fancied a little tickle of posh. I'd been to the toilet to have things earlier but didn't think this would be a problem as I was only having a dab. I had a couple of baggies with me (one with better stuff than the other) and was just trying to figure out which was which when someone came over with a light. At first I thought it was someone being helpful with a keyring light or something, but then once he'd grabbed my arm I realised i was in the shit. They marched me to the door with the wife following behind screaming that it was my birthday - bless her for trying but I don't think that would make much difference.
When i got outside they searched me again but thankkfully only going through my pockets, not my bumhole. They found the two bags plus an empty one and then started to say I was dealing - aow nao!!

I convinced him that it was indeed my birthday and that I like taking lots of rugs, also pointing out that if I was dealing I was obviously pretty shit at it.
They took the chop and let me go. The wife tried to argue that if they're kicking me out they might as well give me my rugs back - again, this didn't work but it was a nice try.

Thankfully the guy didn't search me very well and therefore didn't find the g of Mandy in my wallet - I think that would have been me well and truely farked.

This is the first time I've ever been kicked out of a club for rugs. Let's hope it's the last.

So in total it cost me £60 to drive down London, £50 in taxis to and from the club, £12 for a ticket and lord knows how much in naughty stuff all to last for 40 minutes - what a bellend!

:lol: so much win in this thread

The security guy asked me if I usually came out of cubicles holding my wallet high up by my shoulder and I replied yes it was an affliction. Why don't security have a sense of humour??

i don't think i've ever been chucked out of a club. if i have i was too wasted to know.

i did have weapons grade charlie taken off me on my way into fuse on NYE. they'd changed door staff and policy and the bloke was very apologetic for taking my drugs off me, but it had been seen on cctv.

How did you pretend? Did James kick you out?