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You know this advert? If you can't youtube at work, it's the stella "cidre" advert with the bloke with the funny French (this bit is important) accent.



Now this got me to thinking how the advertisers are trying to get the mouthbreathers to drink their cider by thinking they are oh so cosmopolitan by calling it "cidre" in a twattish french accent.

The Stella brewery is in Leuven which is in Belgium which as some of you will know is a bi-lingual country split between the Flemmish and the Walloons, now the Flemmish speak Dutch and the Walloons speak French.

Leuven is in the Flemmish bit of Belgium as per fig:1 below.



So, in short, the following people are cunts for NOT PAYING ATTENTION, and trying to sell me mass marketed foreign pap when there are plenty of tasty CIDERS here.

Agency: Mother
Creative Team:
TV Producer:
Film Prod Co: Park Pictures (Germany)
Director: Joachim Bach
Producer: Stephen Brierley

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I applaud your work sir

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yeah it's shit, applaud your work etc. I also know someone who is a creative at mother, I will chastise him.

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"Once it has penetrated, a paralyzing saliva subdues the prey and the snail feeds at leisure, often beginning with the softest parts such as the gonads and gut."

Stella has gone down to 4.8%


cunts

4 pack of speckled hen in the local coop - 7.49! cunts

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I knew I didn't like that campaign but now you've put it into words....merci..

its the way they rhyme goooood with ffooooood

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Stella Artois been playing up the French thing since the early 90s with their reassuringly expensive campaign, based on Jean de Florette, which established a strong brand identity for them with idiots pissed up on booze. So it makes sense that they would play heavily on that brand identity when launching a new kind of murky piss to twats that drink cider with ice. I dread think what it actually tastes like.

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fuck me, its keyop!

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Hi Tam!

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I dreamt about Keyop last night x bazillion

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Well, if we're getting pedantic........
the Flemmish don't speak Dutch, they speak Flemmish. It's roughly the same though.
Same goes for the Walloons, they don't speak French, i was on holliday in Liege when i was a kid and some local kid started yapping at me in French, so i said the only 5 words of French i knew at the time "Je ne parle pas Francias"
the kid glared at me and said "Je ne parle pas Francais!" and stormed off.
ontopic, someone from Leuven might actually sound like that when speaking English, that's why it sounds like a weird French accent to you

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Stella is fucking horrible and their piss poor version of apple based alcoholic drinks, be they cider or cidre is equally rank

Stella is horrible in 90% of places.

get a good pint of Stella and there you have a drink my son.